byron's stuff: symon aked dictionary

100% useless : Not usefull at all
Angus and Pancrease : Angus and Robertson (Bookstore)
Ayy-oop : Hello, come in
Baggins P roller coaster McCee : Something really, really, really bad
Baggins, Baggins Sack-fill, Sack-filled Baggins : That was fortunate for you / I don't believe that
Boglock master : Screwed timing
Bollocky Bill : Someone who has caused or just experienced a large amount of pain or sorrow
Bonus edition : That's really good
Capital Beefcake : A pounding, to win by a large margin
Capital box on wheels : There is nothing worth watching on the television
Capital trellis, Trellis master : You seem to be having a run of good luck
Capital trounce : To get beaten by a large margin
Captain Z of the Z Squad : Extremely Bad
Captain, Captain Egg, Captain Z, Captain Cheese, Captain Fool : Really Bad
Captial hoon : I am/We are moving very fast
Cheese Louise : That's amazing
Cheese bar : Poo
Cheesy end : Lucky person
Circling nana : An object that scribes a circluar motion
Cookin' with gas, gas factor, now you're cookin' : You are getting things right; you did it correctly
Don't give a monkey's : Don't care at all
Easy as cheese : Very easy
Fairy fluff : Fair enough
Fish on logs : Drat
Flig Flagger Jig Jagger : Very lucky person
Flig Flagger : Lucky person
Freaky Friday : Weird
Free the cheese : To remove shoes and/or socks
Frogs on stilts : Drat
Frogs on wheels : Drat
Good call : That was a good move, idea, etc
Good giddy 'ard : My God!
Hell's teeth : Drat / I don't believe it etc
I have your date : You are in my targets
If I saw cheese I wouldn't believe it : I can't believe you just did that / that just happened
Jackson Pollock : Foolish person
Jacksy flavoured crock : Something very, very, very bad just happened
L.T.S, Less than squat : Nil, nothing
Monkey Mia : Damn
Not on your nelly : Definitely not
Not too shabby : Good
Pea roller : An object that traveled at high speed close to the ground or a large object
Pretty well feed, the new feed : Good food
Rank Xerox : Not very good
Risk it for a biscuit : To perform a risky action for a prize at the end
Smart move Daihatsu : Good idea
Sock filled wagon : Drat
Sockland : Where the bad men come from
Socklog : Drat
Sockmonger : Generic insult
Socks : Drat
Splenda City Susan : Something happened that required extreme luck
Spoon : Foolish person
Talk about your large chickens : Something unbelievable just happened
The Seven Bells Of Hell : Drat
The oats have come to visit : I am/We are moving very slowly
Too scary, McGarey : Thats pretty wierd
Trouser trellis : I'm going to fart loudly soon
Trousers, Pants, Pantaloons : Thats a lie
Uncanny granny : That's weird
Very large ones : I/someone did something that required a lot of guts/balls
You bet your hind legs, you bet your buttocks : Certainly