Thu Feb 25 12:23:05 1999 : hello! see <a href="http://ben.isecure.net">ben.isecure.net</a>
Thu Feb 25 12:24:32 1999 : Hello world! click here or die! <a
			   href="http://isecure.net/ben">isecure.net/ben</a>
Sun Feb 28 17:13:31 1999 : MEDICAL HELP NEEDED!
Mon Mar  1 22:37:26 1999 : Hi Byron - from Rob A.	hmmmm didn't I send you an email? :)
Mon Mar  8 07:25:07 1999 : Loony loony loony - what ever happened to the notre dame page?
Mon Mar  8 11:37:40 1999 : Email me at the_jitterbug@yahoo.com
Tue Mar 16 04:29:40 1999 : um, HEY, your page is really fly :)
Thu Mar 18 13:21:26 1999 : Batan Seed Dressing rocks the Casbar...
Sat Mar 20 09:02:08 1999 : A tree that falls on the muddy side of the river does not make a good house.
Mon Mar 22 11:31:55 1999 : I have a friend named Agnes.
Wed Mar 24 05:12:41 1999 : WTF?
Fri Mar 26 03:11:06 1999 : I understand your pain
Mon Mar 29 21:03:27 1999 : I feel your pain
Thu Apr  1 10:14:30 1999 : morning byron, do you want to spell my name right on this page, or do I have to
			   try to hack your pages, fail, and then beg you to
			   change it?  gee, the kids of today.	I don't know. 
			   :)
Fri Apr  2 09:26:18 1999 : hey byron, been stuck in a lift lately :) 
Fri Apr  2 18:34:02 1999 : hey byron, can i be as cool as you when i grow up?
Sun Apr  4 12:45:29 1999 : Is Artie from the Nick show Adventures of Pete and Pete
Sun Apr  4 12:47:07 1999 : Is Artie from the Nick show Adventures of Pete and Pete.  My  email address is
			   chris9@ptd.net 
Wed Apr  7 14:20:01 1999 : This page is SO COOL! Noob Rocks! regards; www.i-o.net.au
Thu Apr  8 08:50:28 1999 : Why, God? Why?
Thu Apr  8 16:15:19 1999 : Your web page is a massive waste of bandwidth.
Fri Apr  9 03:57:49 1999 : What's the point?
Sun Apr 18 09:02:32 1999 : why am i here?
Sun Apr 18 09:05:04 1999 : shutup shutUP SHUTUP BUY ME THE DAMN DUCK!!!!DAMN YOU NOOB!!!!
Thu Apr 22 06:24:36 1999 : We aren't laughing at you...........................we're laughing with you.
Tue Apr 27 04:18:45 1999 : Ranks up there with greats suck as.... to see a dork turn this over
Tue Apr 27 14:46:16 1999 : read noob, and wonder why,
Tue Apr 27 14:46:42 1999 : read noob and wonder why, wonder why until you die
Wed Apr 28 18:51:41 1999 : what message?
Sun May  2 14:51:47 1999 : Nipple My Nutsack
Wed May  5 04:17:35 1999 : what do you want me to say? Nipple my nutsack?
Wed May  5 12:52:32 1999 : honk
Thu May  6 04:57:04 1999 : i don't know you but i love you
Thu May  6 11:32:46 1999 : weird much
Tue May 11 13:52:25 1999 : Not Normal
Wed May 12 09:51:25 1999 : I don't think you should have access to firearms
Fri May 14 00:56:07 1999 : bull shit
Fri May 14 11:32:51 1999 : Jerk it, Cynthia
Fri May 14 12:38:28 1999 : The Each To His (or Her) Own Show
Mon May 24 17:33:31 1999 : Byron i still cant access my domain name showcase-jewellers regards Les
Wed May 26 15:06:44 1999 : I would like to hear a live rendition of Kyeee Boogada Boogada Huh Huh Huh,
			   please.
Thu May 27 01:31:04 1999 : visit bniff at www.geocities.com/athens/ithaca/1480 ...you shant be
			   disappointed
Tue Jun  1 04:49:55 1999 : u suck
Tue Jun  1 19:53:11 1999 : bleem
Wed Jun  2 11:01:43 1999 : maxe ym rof yduts ot togrof i spoo
Wed Jun  2 11:03:08 1999 : maxe ym rof yduts ot togrof i spoo
Sun Jun  6 07:16:12 1999 : ??????????tea?
Sun Jun  6 07:17:18 1999 : ??????????tea?
Tue Jun  8 14:21:05 1999 : eat cheese
Wed Jun  9 03:07:06 1999 : david hasselhoff is the anti-christ
Wed Jun  9 11:28:53 1999 : &lt;IMG SRC "http://www.private.com/club/xfl/sto/img/6_10f.jpg"&gt;
Wed Jun  9 13:50:31 1999 : Going for bull...
Wed Jun  9 14:13:37 1999 : Do you smoke crack to dream up this shit?
Wed Jun  9 14:14:28 1999 : Do you smoke crack to dream up this shit?
Thu Jun 10 14:49:23 1999 : The Useless award goes to Byron's stuff
Thu Jun 10 20:32:09 1999 : for a giggle .. but incredibly important ! 
Mon Jun 14 07:10:06 1999 : An excellant site, with sophisticated humour.
Tue Jun 15 02:57:01 1999 : this sucks
Fri Jun 18 03:44:06 1999 : fight the system man (and get off the Rx)!!
Sat Jun 26 00:44:32 1999 : holy crap I just pooped myself
Sat Jun 26 00:45:32 1999 : when I was a boy I ate a rat
Sat Jun 26 20:27:11 1999 : life is too short to use a pc
Sun Jun 27 04:48:48 1999 : When it rains, you are likely to get wet.
Thu Jul  1 04:34:15 1999 : No matter where you go,...     there you are.
Mon Jul  5 13:57:16 1999 : you are visitors
Mon Jul  5 14:59:13 1999 : you are visitors
Thu Jul  8 04:29:12 1999 : you are strange.  we like you.	thank you for being 
Thu Jul  8 23:01:26 1999 : I sometimes think therefore I'm not always.
Thu Jul  8 23:01:29 1999 : I sometimes think, therefore I'm not always.
Tue Jul 13 11:08:39 1999 : Forever Neutral
Tue Jul 13 13:57:34 1999 : Bite me.  It's fun.
Wed Jul 14 05:36:39 1999 : we're glad you are that which is here, for that which is here scares us, and
			   that we enjoy.  we like the scare.  
Tue Aug  3 23:58:26 1999 : Only that which smells funny shall exist, for humor is but within our
			   smelliness.
Fri Aug  6 05:18:47 1999 : Only that which is particularly cool shall exist,. for coolness lies but within
			   our particularness.
Fri Aug 13 14:16:49 1999 : You suck
Fri Aug 13 19:24:15 1999 : Byron, you are a very, very, VERY strange person.  But you know that.
Fri Aug 13 19:36:45 1999 : Everyone in England thinks you are a nobhead
Sat Aug 14 14:46:41 1999 : When did they start to let retards have access to the Net?
Tue Aug 17 04:00:55 1999 : No mam, Yes mam, ok mam
Tue Aug 17 15:21:03 1999 : dont say ham, just say spam
Tue Aug 17 23:49:54 1999 : Wacka wacka dooo
Fri Aug 20 07:24:08 1999 : The Spurs are the Greatest NBA team of their time!
Mon Aug 23 05:29:57 1999 : Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
Thu Aug 26 01:13:58 1999 : Does anybody remember where I parked???
Mon Aug 30 00:59:40 1999 : Hello my name is Noob, I would like to eat a boob, and give my car a
			   lube........job
Mon Aug 30 05:15:35 1999 : Odd....very...very.......odd....
Wed Sep  1 10:27:06 1999 : is this guy on crack or something..??.. 
Thu Sep  2 01:02:51 1999 : ciao now brown cow
Fri Sep  3 06:25:57 1999 : how did i end up here
Sun Sep  5 21:47:34 1999 : people SUCK
Sun Sep  5 22:25:40 1999 : I found this page remarkably unremarkable
Mon Sep  6 04:50:52 1999 : GRINGLE GRANGLE GRUNGLE GRENGLE
Thu Sep  9 09:38:58 1999 : shouldn't everyone take just a moment out of their day to just say quite
			   possibly the two best words in existance, "coupon"
			   and "frolic"?
Fri Sep 10 21:53:05 1999 : Good. Very good. Mentally stimulating stuff. Mind blowing. Er...the men in the
			   white overalls are calling me again. They will take
			   me back to my padded cell. TTFN.
Sat Sep 11 20:52:43 1999 : You have the same NAME as me!!!! Hehe, all my friends thought this was my site!
			   Go to http://byronj.cjb.net to find out about your
			   alter EGO!
Fri Sep 17 01:08:22 1999 : that was a geat wast of my time
Sun Sep 19 04:05:24 1999 : Saddam Hussein deserves a better fate then this...
Wed Sep 22 10:20:34 1999 : greetings....take me to your leader
Fri Sep 24 13:32:47 1999 : I don't get it?!?!?!
Fri Sep 24 23:37:37 1999 : i reiterate - you are one strange monkey
Sun Sep 26 22:55:56 1999 : I have spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle....don't you?
Fri Oct  8 21:17:25 1999 : Vianet sux byron jones sux  
Sat Oct  9 04:14:07 1999 : this hompage is suck,believe me.
Wed Oct 20 11:38:27 1999 : this web page is worth Sh*t
Wed Oct 20 17:10:44 1999 : Turwegup
Thu Oct 21 06:42:33 1999 : I aM ThE KInG!! EmAil mE For WiCkED VIRuS DOwnLOaDs!!!
Fri Oct 22 12:55:26 1999 : i thought i was weird........its late,.......i'm going to
			   bed.............later,...by.............ron.........
			   .
Fri Oct 22 13:01:32 1999 : .........oh,........i forgot to tell you,.........clones are people
			   two............................by...................
			   .ron.........
Sun Oct 24 03:35:49 1999 : Fuck...
Sun Oct 24 17:55:57 1999 : There's a lady who's sure
Thu Oct 28 11:45:49 1999 : Just a little confused
Thu Oct 28 19:33:11 1999 : Good. Very good. Mentally stimulating stuff. Mind blowing. Er...the men in the
			   white overalls are calling me again. They will take
			   me back to my padded cell. TTFN.
Mon Nov  1 10:41:41 1999 : Ba Weep Gra Na Weep Ninee Bon
Wed Nov  3 07:37:55 1999 : I hear Norway is nice at this time of year
Fri Nov  5 17:38:32 1999 : Yes, but how's the fishing in Norway
Sun Nov  7 14:32:50 1999 : byron, no matter how many times i visit this page never fails to freak me out. 
			   well done.
Sun Nov  7 15:23:02 1999 : aaarrrrraaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
Mon Nov  8 04:38:43 1999 : What the heck were you smoking? I love this page.
Fri Nov 12 15:21:07 1999 : byron, u need help. ;)
Mon Nov 15 09:06:08 1999 : what the fuck is up w/ this shit
Thu Nov 18 07:18:23 1999 : why didn't i think of this!?!
Thu Dec  2 11:22:03 1999 : was looking for info on Lord Byron for my senior honors thesis and found
			   this...thanks for PROCRASTINATION OF FINALS ; )
Mon Dec  6 18:44:17 1999 : "shhh....I think the train leaves at 4pm, but then again when I think about it
			   my nose dont work" but you still smell trouble,
			   right?" "right! off course! here, have another
			   laxative before we go"
Mon Dec  6 18:50:26 1999 : Blue wind in the face of irony and the impossible
Mon Dec  6 18:53:08 1999 : "shhh....I think the train leaves at 4pm, but then again when I think about it
			   my nose dont work" but you still smell trouble,
			   right?" "right! off course! here, have another
			   laxative before we go"
Wed Dec 15 21:17:44 1999 : I have 2 feet. Wandering about the world, seeking only vengance to the
			   hapless-merciless god that produced them, to kick
			   the living shit out if it
Thu Dec 16 15:54:44 1999 : This is the best way to spend a Thursday afternoon. Hot stuff.
Sat Dec 18 07:05:13 1999 : Seek professional help as soon as possible...  
Fri Dec 31 14:46:22 1999 : My breasts are firm
Tue Jan  4 11:29:38 2000 : Youre not the great one
Fri Jan 14 09:53:35 2000 : THIS PAGE SUCKS
Fri Jan 21 01:39:53 2000 : you are weird...i like it!
Mon Jan 24 06:30:45 2000 : wow, man, wow.......
Mon Jan 24 15:33:57 2000 : ?????????????????????????????????
Mon Jan 31 08:04:14 2000 : where the hell are my pants?!
Mon Jan 31 21:06:29 2000 : Where'd the gerbil go?
Tue Feb  1 11:08:28 2000 : U R Part of the Rebel Alliance and a Traitor!
Wed Feb  2 07:13:23 2000 : Finding  you was an enormous boon, and we are always looking for huge models of
			   Michael Elphick
Mon Feb  7 12:26:23 2000 : You are obviously British and have been struck entirely too many times by a
			   shopping cart in the aisle of Wight.
Fri Feb 11 10:26:36 2000 : er...Did I just say ladder???
Sun Feb 13 07:17:16 2000 : Constapated Weiner Dog's make me take blue pills
Sun Feb 13 19:30:03 2000 : spam is tHE FOOD OF THE FUTRUE. Let us come together and calibrate the coming
			   the of the spam!!!!!!!!.............SPAM FOR EVER.!
Tue Feb 15 23:22:38 2000 : Byron, I must say, you are by far, the most ignorant, arrogant, obnoxious
			   pathetic excuse for a human this world has ever
			   seen. You're a paraquat admin; a toad of a person
			   that should suffer the indignity of being sent to
			   prison and gang-raped by a dozen black guys called
			   Bubba. Get a life you insipid cretin.
Thu Feb 17 23:44:34 2000 : never play leapfrog with unicorns
Thu Feb 24 18:38:29 2000 : Under the title: "The Many Different Ways of Spelling 'Nostrils' Page, it
			   states: One of lifes ultimate questions - answered.
			   I would like to remind you of the uses of the
			   apostrophe in the English language and in your
			   example, it should read "life's"... There is no
			   charge for this first error!
Thu Feb 24 20:50:29 2000 : In the section favourite numbers...Under number 39, look at the word tongue or
			   toungue...whichever!!!
Tue Mar  7 11:34:30 2000 : blech.	go back to the useless pages.
Fri Mar 10 20:47:55 2000 : cool
Sat Mar 11 05:24:33 2000 : Why?
Wed Mar 15 05:00:17 2000 : Free Me!
Thu Mar 16 16:29:52 2000 : 3802980 - Why dont you give us a call?
Sun Mar 19 01:41:55 2000 : Whilst reading your most fabulous cartoon, Noob, that it succeeded in totally
			   fucking up my head - Stefanavic
Sun Mar 19 14:42:15 2000 : O.K., so it's useless.	Still neat!
Thu Mar 23 01:10:04 2000 : look at for the brown acid
Thu Mar 23 01:10:24 2000 : look out for the brown acid
Thu Mar 23 01:10:42 2000 : look out for the brown acid
Thu Mar 23 01:22:56 2000 : you, are a freak. 
Thu Mar 23 12:00:22 2000 : fuckin hell you really did deserve the useless award
Wed Mar 29 02:51:28 2000 : good job
Tue Apr  4 00:28:04 2000 : Indeed the Idols I have loved so long
Tue Apr  4 00:29:48 2000 : Indeed the Idols I have loved so long Have done my Credit in Men's Eye much
			   wrong: Have drown'd my Honour in a shallow cup, And
			   sold my Reputation for a Song.
Wed Apr 19 04:21:25 2000 : Through the darkness of future past, the magician yearns to see.  One chants
			   out between two worlds, Who put a whoopee cushion in
			   my radiator?
Thu Apr 20 00:59:43 2000 : This statement is false.
Thu Apr 20 02:18:14 2000 : A man, a plan, a canal, Panama.  Read it.  Backwards.
Thu Apr 20 10:46:49 2000 : rise to vote, sir
Thu Apr 20 15:17:08 2000 : Why doesn't the fish want to play?
Thu Apr 20 15:19:42 2000 : Why doesn't the fish want to play?
Thu Apr 20 22:53:17 2000 : Time tested and true... you gotta pooty poo poot!
Fri Apr 21 14:13:08 2000 : big butts go boop boop@!$#@$  err...time for bed.
Fri Apr 21 23:32:41 2000 : Breakin' off funk in 40 oz. chunks! (mrpants.cjb.net)
Sat Apr 22 10:57:15 2000 : Beer.	   Anarchy.
Mon Apr 24 01:44:20 2000 : drink milk.  it's good for you.  have a nice day
Mon Apr 24 07:17:30 2000 : ice cream has no bones
Wed Apr 26 05:17:00 2000 : kaze ni naritai
Wed Apr 26 06:40:47 2000 : Here's a hint: It's made of cheese.
Thu Apr 27 01:01:01 2000 : Have you ever stopped to think... and forgot to start again?
Thu Apr 27 10:40:18 2000 : Oooohh..........MAMA likes it!!!!!!!!
Thu Apr 27 10:43:29 2000 : Jesus saves.
Sat Apr 29 08:47:27 2000 : Dude, you aren't sharing your funny cigarettes with us. That's not polite
Sun Apr 30 16:20:36 2000 : A man said to the universe/ "Sir, I exist!"/ "That fact," the universe replied/
			   "Has not created in me/ A sense of obligation." 
Mon May  1 00:54:07 2000 : boogle oogle oogoogoo off jacking
Mon May  1 11:15:14 2000 : da bomb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tue May  2 14:50:03 2000 : Arooooookus!
Tue May  2 23:07:51 2000 : Klaatu barada niktu!
Wed May  3 07:50:19 2000 : weird page
Wed May  3 11:52:30 2000 : I LIKE---FarSide---
Thu May  4 02:46:21 2000 : Cute-Lisa
Thu May  4 11:49:02 2000 : um.....
Fri May  5 17:01:49 2000 : what the Fuck is this shit?
Sun May  7 02:06:10 2000 : what`s this????????
Mon May  8 02:46:46 2000 : its not dead...its restin'
Mon May  8 22:46:22 2000 : Is this what you do with your time?
Tue May  9 05:41:48 2000 : You're a big tease
Tue May  9 10:00:04 2000 : suck on smeg & choad
Fri May 12 06:06:56 2000 : I would gladly give you my 42nd born child and my lint collection to keep this
			   site up and running
Fri May 12 10:15:07 2000 : Well...That was interesting in a weird sort of way...
Mon May 15 00:40:10 2000 : Throw for the goat!
Wed May 17 07:32:42 2000 : It's not that the Net needs less pages like this - it's that the Net needs less
			   pages, period. 
Thu May 18 19:48:01 2000 : Blong!	YOU  are a pickle!
Thu May 18 23:07:01 2000 : Gimme yer money
Fri May 19 02:23:24 2000 : eat my poop
Sun May 21 01:29:34 2000 : I enjoy FUCKING chickens.
Sun May 21 01:30:47 2000 : I have a large, uncircumcised penis.
Mon May 22 16:27:17 2000 : Schumacher won!..............again....................................and
			   again...............................................
			   and
			   again...............................................
			   .........as he will
			   again...............................................
			   ..................and
			   again...............................................
			   ......................................and
			   CHICKEN!!.....................HA HA fooled you
			   all.................................................
			   ...again............................................
			   ............and
			   again..............................................B
			   ye 
Tue May 23 12:09:59 2000 : WHAT!!!! you don't like the nimber 69, who could not like this number.
Wed May 31 23:21:05 2000 : is there a point to this?????????
Sat Jun  3 06:25:14 2000 : Loved the babelfish butcher
Tue Jun  6 08:39:44 2000 : tomb Raider is the bestand the babelfish butcher is funny
Wed Jun  7 06:46:33 2000 : Byron,your website has opened up new doors in my life. I now realize that the
			   simple life that I once lived waqs lived in vain. I
			   now know that I will live by the stystic values of
			   -3. You have changed my life forever.
Wed Jun  7 06:47:18 2000 : Byron,your website has opened up new doors in my life. I now realize that the
			   simple life that I once lived was lived in vain. I
			   now know that I will live by the stystic values of
			   -3. You have changed my life forever.
Thu Jun  8 12:44:17 2000 : Byron, you are a genius. I want you to take your right hand and place it on
			   your left shoulder and place your left hand on your
			   right shoulder and squeeze. Enjoy life.
Tue Jun 13 17:18:44 2000 : Hi cool site! Electronically mail me: dave123@dave171.freeserve.co.uk
Thu Jun 15 04:16:02 2000 : Are you receiving treatment or would you like some numbers?
Sat Jun 17 03:51:06 2000 : Absoloony - 1 great place on the web
Sun Jun 18 05:01:20 2000 : i guess i'm too bored
Sun Jun 18 12:50:16 2000 : Bees make the best honey.
Wed Jun 21 21:44:21 2000 : blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah . etc
Thu Jun 22 11:00:41 2000 : WHAT A WIRED WEB PAGE..  WELL DONE..LOL
Fri Jun 23 00:18:17 2000 : This  Web Page Is Gay U WankA
Sat Jun 24 13:31:03 2000 : how much wood would a lumberjack cut if a lumberjack  could cut wood?
Mon Jun 26 02:21:44 2000 : you are most entirely kindly welcome
Wed Jun 28 09:59:28 2000 : i think a fart is a possesion, i hope so anyways
Thu Jun 29 08:59:29 2000 : Beef Jerky? Monkey Jerky? Hand Jerky? Jerky Offy? Oh well
Fri Jun 30 13:27:52 2000 : Byron, Symon & Chris....3 men from mars?...or beyond?!
Tue Jul  4 11:39:48 2000 : I love it - I just love it!  Pitty Noobs dead - but you get that.
Wed Jul  5 15:51:21 2000 : you must be extreamly bord
Sun Jul  9 12:31:18 2000 : My cat won't let me view your web page.  She thinks I might get brain damage!
Wed Jul 12 02:02:05 2000 : Outta the room, gotta poop. NOW!!!!!!!
Wed Jul 12 02:42:00 2000 : Shop smart.  Shop S-Mart.
Wed Jul 12 02:48:54 2000 : I want a chainsaw fitted to my stump
Wed Jul 12 02:56:25 2000 : Yeah, alright you primitave screwheads, listen up. See this? This is my
			   BOOMSTICK! A 12 guage double-barrel Remington.
			   S-Mart's top of the line. You'll find this in the
			   sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet
			   baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michegan. Retails for
			   about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue
			   steel, and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart.
			   Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT?
Sat Jul 15 10:15:47 2000 : i know the most powerful man on the planet. he serves me my margaritas
Sun Jul 16 16:31:02 2000 : Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask and he'll
			   tell you the truth.
Mon Jul 17 00:59:47 2000 : Whereon we cannot click, thereof we must be silent.
Mon Jul 17 16:53:34 2000 : Whoever invented homework, should be shot!
Wed Jul 19 10:48:26 2000 : uga uga
Fri Jul 21 00:22:53 2000 : Um..... hello? this page is soso although I found it on the "worst homepage
			   ever" place. sorry
Fri Jul 21 00:22:55 2000 : Um..... hello? this page is soso although I found it on the "worst homepage
			   ever" place. sorry
Fri Jul 21 03:21:24 2000 : I'm looking for DeCCS Codes, Didn't find them, This site SUCKS!!!
Fri Jul 21 08:45:31 2000 : Loved the "Many Faces of Byron" Section
Wed Jul 26 11:36:59 2000 : huntsville?
Wed Jul 26 22:55:20 2000 : Bugger me!
Thu Jul 27 14:39:06 2000 : Very interesting..... Pretty cool too :)
Sun Jul 30 20:31:33 2000 : Happily to watch adults roam in the woods of mancunia Bob smily sat.
Wed Aug  2 03:34:51 2000 : bYE BYE LADYBOY
Wed Aug  2 12:00:47 2000 : Fuck the last person here!
Wed Aug  2 15:38:15 2000 : damb it i want DeCCS program i can't fuckin find it s if any one can here me
			   and noes wher i can get it email me at
			   devinator@home.com
Thu Aug  3 16:24:19 2000 : ViaNET bites :)
Fri Aug  4 14:37:39 2000 : i was going to compete in the special olympics, until my mom told me that i
			   wasnt special
Fri Aug  4 20:03:06 2000 : my nipple is called trevor
Sun Aug  6 06:14:27 2000 : Nice site..  But u have some real weird obsessions
Sun Aug  6 20:34:04 2000 : noob owns me!!	
Thu Aug 10 05:06:19 2000 : Hello.. Umm... Just hello.
Sun Aug 13 12:05:10 2000 : hi.......sorry, im bored and unoriginal
Mon Aug 14 11:04:17 2000 : this site is gay
Mon Aug 14 18:21:11 2000 : big fat bunch of wobbly arse
Wed Aug 16 01:01:47 2000 : Bloody marvellous.Sick to death of fuckwittage and cheered me up
Wed Aug 16 10:37:05 2000 : Noob rocks....
Thu Aug 17 02:19:08 2000 : you is messed!
Fri Aug 18 03:18:57 2000 : You have got to be kidding me!
Fri Aug 18 03:19:10 2000 : You have got to be kidding me!
Sun Aug 20 12:06:50 2000 : i like pie!!!
Sun Aug 20 12:11:57 2000 : huh???
Sun Aug 20 12:12:15 2000 : i said... i like pie.
Sun Aug 20 12:12:50 2000 : yeah........ i like pie too...
Wed Aug 23 07:02:00 2000 : What's with the favorite numbers?
Sat Aug 26 13:56:52 2000 : Lick me!
Mon Aug 28 22:26:12 2000 : great name
Tue Aug 29 06:29:38 2000 : this is truly a FUCKED UP page... Truly Useless... It deserves the award 100%!
			   Keep up the good work
Wed Aug 30 02:51:48 2000 : Great.....just great.....
Wed Aug 30 02:59:00 2000 : why do my hands smell of last nights dinner?
Fri Sep  1 06:20:01 2000 : Dweezle.
Mon Sep  4 21:11:57 2000 : Fetangzuwop
Tue Sep  5 16:24:09 2000 : They have a fight, Triangle wins, Particle man...
Wed Sep  6 06:51:00 2000 : Does everything a particle can....
Fri Sep  8 16:16:10 2000 : That's freaky.....boogada boogada
Sun Oct  8 00:26:07 2000 : You always make me giggle Byron :-)
Sun Oct  8 00:56:51 2000 : "I deserve everything I get"
Sat Oct 14 23:48:50 2000 : big time loopy beans
Sat Oct 28 14:27:00 2000 : Pictures:  How does a stop cock differ from a cock-block?  I've been called
			   that before.
Mon Nov 13 15:59:29 2000 : Storm the front!  Taking fire, need assistance!
Wed Nov 22 23:12:04 2000 : Byron I promise I'll e-mail soon... I just can't find my brain right now
Wed Nov 29 13:53:13 2000 : $; 15;$, 83;$" $,;$_ '--i$(f/s;({)}".)${.(( ).$1)3$/  /o$;;2r$$d $"-( );5%$
			   ,$$; ;tnp ir$(c
			   rhe;-v)5#}aG;lwx%qqs~nX~%tJn$Gl';s/(.)(.)/$2$1/xg;s/
			   (.{2})(.)(.{3})/$3$1$2/g;eval;print$/;
Sun Dec 17 04:32:41 2000 : lol
Sun Dec 17 04:46:30 2000 : Rock on!
Sun Dec 17 09:08:26 2000 : Crazy cool!
Sun Dec 17 10:05:09 2000 : So, you think you're so hot huh?  Well I got a fish right here!
Mon Dec 18 09:47:42 2000 : Get back that line; Dial Star-Six-Nine.
Tue Dec 19 10:57:13 2000 : neat site
Fri Dec 22 11:38:04 2000 : hahahahahahhahahah *hic*
Thu Dec 28 12:54:14 2000 : Byron needs to get a life.
Thu Dec 28 20:32:42 2000 : Is Symon Single?
Sat Dec 30 07:21:51 2000 : wahoo
Sat Dec 30 07:21:59 2000 : wahoo
Sun Dec 31 16:32:41 2000 : i'm going to a new years party, and i made the ten commandments out of
			   cardboard because i'm going as moses.  and i wrote
			   the commandments out in crayon.
Wed Jan  3 22:06:28 2001 : I've been told I smell......hmmmm....I'm thinking that perhaps this can be a
			   good thing......because to not smell indicates that
			   something may be wrong......I wasn't told whether it
			   was a good or bad smell......however I'
Fri Jan  5 13:58:57 2001 : Ahoy Mateys!
Fri Jan  5 16:44:13 2001 : Deeper! Bleaker! I have bled for days!
Wed Jan 24 20:20:07 2001 : echo "tman:*:0:0:Damn Straight!:/:/bin/ksh" &gt;&gt; /etc/passwd
Thu Feb  1 10:10:47 2001 : I wish I had wings, so I could fly away
Wed Feb  7 05:26:47 2001 : aparently, they've taught monkeys to write CGI.
Fri Feb  9 17:00:17 2001 : ... and that's how I got my third social security number...
Sun Feb 18 11:57:45 2001 : Taking fire, need assistance!
Thu Feb 22 13:21:01 2001 : Hi Byron - the sky looked fab in the pics - Ciao
Thu Feb 22 13:21:18 2001 : Hi Byron - the sky looked fab in the pics - Ciao Colleenie
Mon Mar 19 19:21:25 2001 : Who is the sexy unco girl in the ribena top doing ballet in the dirt ?
Wed Mar 28 21:43:26 2001 : you ate my peas, you fucker
Wed Mar 28 21:45:30 2001 : grrrrrrr I lurve the way you think.
Wed Mar 28 21:47:49 2001 : a dingo stole my baby
Fri Apr  6 02:14:28 2001 : Byron, stop sucking cock - look what you have become
Sat Apr 14 23:05:26 2001 : Byron Looks Like a Pirate
Fri Apr 27 13:54:42 2001 : Byron!! They let me loose!!! I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
Wed May  9 22:22:59 2001 : Byron is a manwhore!
Fri Jun  1 11:06:14 2001 : Byron.. lets meet again tonight.. your pussy is so tasty and warm
Wed Jul  4 23:41:29 2001 : &lt;john belushi&gt; Cheeseburger cheeseburger cheeseburger
			   cheeseburger &lt;/john belushi&gt;
Tue Jul 17 19:28:58 2001 : Long time no smell.
Thu Jul 19 17:18:34 2001 : The house of Sleaze & Please
Fri Aug 17 11:21:41 2001 : there's a lot to be said about the merits of a fromage-centric lifestyle, my
			   eccentric friend
Sat Aug 18 21:54:05 2001 : Hallo, I am Goonta from Germany!
Tue Aug 28 21:18:08 2001 : Let them hate, so long as they fear. -Accius
Wed Aug 29 00:24:13 2001 : Eat the trees before they eat you.
Tue Sep 18 18:31:01 2001 : Look at me, I'm the magical man....blablabla
Fri Sep 21 21:39:16 2001 : Do not attempt to leave a message on this page or your browser will be
			   obliterated.
Mon Oct  1 14:45:30 2001 : Spank my ass & call me charlie
Sat Oct  6 00:59:14 2001 : harvey needs his pink anorak
Fri Nov  2 10:50:11 2001 : Strange things are a foot at the Circle K tonight Bill
Thu Nov  8 11:28:48 2001 : perl -ne'chomp;$a. pack"b*",$_;END{print"\n$a\n\n"}'&lt;&lt;SIG
Thu Nov  8 11:50:46 2001 : all your base are belong to us
Fri Nov  9 21:17:29 2001 : What's the time? Half five. Five what?
Sun Dec  2 14:06:56 2001 : Lies.  It's all lies I tells ya!  I cant prove it tho :(
Mon Dec  3 18:09:54 2001 : WALAN Rego's are up!  Go book now :)
Tue Dec 18 16:23:21 2001 : I think I lost my brain on the page somewhere. Not sure where.
Thu Jan  3 15:41:27 2002 : my testicle appears to be twisted, sister
Thu Jan 24 21:18:38 2002 : Ahhh ya mudtha fucker - eat my afterbirth
Thu Jan 24 22:32:31 2002 : I love you Byron xoxoxoxox Love your Little Sis
Thu Jan 24 22:32:35 2002 : I love you Byron xoxoxoxox Love your Little Sis
Fri Jan 25 19:12:38 2002 : one day a lady sniffed my.......
Fri Jan 25 21:39:10 2002 : Bryon, you are clearly as odd as your sister who I work with in London.  Hello
			   anyway.  
Sat Feb 16 00:41:33 2002 : wobbly gobbly dobbly
Fri Mar  1 16:46:00 2002 : fw1   squid trans proxy   mint fun!
Mon Mar 11 12:35:02 2002 : pimpin' is fun
Wed May  1 17:04:42 2002 : marry me~
Wed May  1 21:11:01 2002 : Middlemoor is a moron.
Wed Jun 12 18:15:40 2002 : Westnet = ADSL goodness :)
Mon Jul  1 11:25:47 2002 : Gwoink
Mon Sep  9 22:31:57 2002 : the smell of my wife is of no concern to you
Mon Sep  9 23:29:35 2002 : ähhh, hallo byron - tjaa...
Tue Sep 10 06:28:23 2002 : scuba steve lives!
Tue Sep 10 06:31:13 2002 : scuba steve lives now and forever even though he is dead>and flushed down a
			   toliet
Tue Sep 10 08:55:19 2002 : Reversible cat food is good food
Tue Sep 10 10:29:08 2002 : balogna.  below-knee.  think about it...
Tue Sep 10 10:42:19 2002 : email me at  crystalbirdie07@aol.com
Tue Sep 10 11:39:50 2002 : The world awaits the return of Mr. Kowloon
Wed Sep 11 04:22:25 2002 : Ho Slappa Jonez was here
Wed Sep 11 09:29:28 2002 : my nose is full
Wed Sep 11 10:55:19 2002 : your all sluts
Wed Sep 11 10:55:26 2002 : your all sluts
Wed Sep 11 13:51:24 2002 : i'm so sweepy
Thu Sep 12 01:39:35 2002 : Lord I want to get laid
Thu Sep 12 05:16:27 2002 : Walkin' in the winter wonderland
Thu Sep 12 05:16:44 2002 : vaginamite
Thu Sep 12 05:17:46 2002 : I like cheese.
Thu Sep 12 05:25:20 2002 : electrons are fun!
Thu Sep 12 08:15:14 2002 : Sailor Moon says "I support yaoi!"
Thu Sep 12 08:40:11 2002 : hey wassap
Thu Sep 12 08:52:54 2002 : ib so sigg
Thu Sep 12 09:29:50 2002 : frunkel bum booters
Thu Sep 12 09:59:51 2002 : awe inspiring
Thu Sep 12 22:56:17 2002 : grunting is my life
Thu Sep 12 23:15:14 2002 : space monkey blabberin blahh
Fri Sep 13 00:31:16 2002 : if homosexuals do not reporduce, how come there are so many of them ?
Fri Sep 13 03:36:27 2002 : Given that God is infinite, and given that Space and Time are also infinite,
			   would you like some toast?
Fri Sep 13 06:47:54 2002 : Did Winnie the Pooh get teased at school?
Fri Sep 13 08:38:56 2002 : Will Maple City beat beat Sugartown Friday night
Fri Sep 13 08:40:24 2002 : Bob Hope is now acting like a Dope
Fri Sep 13 09:35:11 2002 : Get a fuckin life man
Fri Sep 13 10:43:59 2002 : Eat Me
Fri Sep 13 10:47:37 2002 : Wank My Whittle Willie Emulator
Fri Sep 13 11:31:55 2002 : i like little girls
Fri Sep 13 11:54:36 2002 : Check out nastyheaven.com lots of free porn!
Fri Sep 13 12:09:02 2002 : this is the useless site of the day
Fri Sep 13 12:09:39 2002 : marian is a turd
Fri Sep 13 12:10:03 2002 : put your nut in my hair
Fri Sep 13 12:10:21 2002 : okay play with me
Fri Sep 13 12:10:52 2002 : screw me -----HARDER
Fri Sep 13 14:03:32 2002 : Your lucky number is 32345543423225. Watch for it everywhere.
Fri Sep 13 18:54:44 2002 : made you look, made you stare, made you lose your underwear
Fri Sep 13 23:25:02 2002 : Food is tasty man..
Sat Sep 14 00:07:23 2002 : It's not my round
Sat Sep 14 00:45:39 2002 : i don't see you so don't pretend you're there
Sat Sep 14 03:08:38 2002 : petite
Sat Sep 14 04:40:27 2002 : apples
Sat Sep 14 04:56:59 2002 : phone
Sat Sep 14 05:25:50 2002 : que pedo
Sat Sep 14 05:25:54 2002 : que pedo
Sat Sep 14 06:39:37 2002 : ak
Sat Sep 14 06:42:21 2002 : sproing!
Sat Sep 14 08:31:38 2002 : poop!
Sat Sep 14 10:38:10 2002 : gorp
Sat Sep 14 11:00:46 2002 : iceland rocks!
Sat Sep 14 11:16:01 2002 : who what huh?
Sat Sep 14 15:35:26 2002 : you got 1 weird web site!
Sat Sep 14 17:01:54 2002 : Wished I was a banana then I seen you,I want to be byron-jones
Sun Sep 15 00:17:38 2002 : this sucks
Sun Sep 15 03:58:08 2002 : wry
Sun Sep 15 08:05:05 2002 : absquatulation
Sun Sep 15 09:16:09 2002 : I know you are watching me
Sun Sep 15 09:16:55 2002 : and what do you want me to do now?
Sun Sep 15 19:04:56 2002 : yuck
Sun Sep 15 20:57:46 2002 : sure.
Mon Sep 16 01:25:17 2002 : Most groovy site...you've become my new hero :)
Mon Sep 16 04:14:37 2002 : hah Great website, could u plz link me on there somewhere, were like lost
			   brothers!! www.ronnieanddill.cjb.net -- Im Dill
Mon Sep 16 07:27:49 2002 : neeeeaaaat!!....sweeeeet!!....Petite!!
Mon Sep 16 11:59:54 2002 : girlfriends sux!!!
Mon Sep 16 13:09:10 2002 : Ihan kakka sivut
Mon Sep 16 16:12:54 2002 : Grow up
Mon Sep 16 17:27:36 2002 : Wow. You must be bored.
Mon Sep 16 22:41:16 2002 : very.. random
Tue Sep 17 02:07:38 2002 : This is genius. Pure genius. I'm not kidding.
Tue Sep 17 02:10:22 2002 : yur on crack
Tue Sep 17 02:10:43 2002 : so was yurs
Tue Sep 17 02:11:04 2002 : how big is it
Tue Sep 17 06:17:20 2002 : Noob is my hero...I wish I could do Noob
Tue Sep 17 14:02:53 2002 : Remember, you are unique, just like everybody else...
Tue Sep 17 21:19:31 2002 : cheese is better
Tue Sep 17 21:20:19 2002 : I didn't like her any why
Wed Sep 18 02:45:45 2002 : I`ve got a perfect plan on how to take over the world
Wed Sep 18 06:55:37 2002 : Mmmmm....purple.
Wed Sep 18 11:00:30 2002 : This site fucking sux
Wed Sep 18 12:18:58 2002 : I just stepped on a chinese boy
Wed Sep 18 14:21:44 2002 : I just shit Chinese food
Wed Sep 18 18:18:39 2002 : jism
Wed Sep 18 20:12:34 2002 : Pffff
Wed Sep 18 20:35:33 2002 : fart
Wed Sep 18 23:18:32 2002 : Hey Byron, send me an email...I really want to talk to you about Noob  *
			   faene42@aol.com *
Thu Sep 19 04:11:55 2002 : impotence - natures way of saying no hard feelings
Thu Sep 19 12:40:38 2002 : I have misplaced my pants
Fri Sep 20 06:27:55 2002 : God has misplaced my brain
Fri Sep 20 07:31:38 2002 : Tribes of primitive hunters, with rhinestone codpieces rampant, should build
			   pyramids of Chevy engines covered in butterscotch
			   syrup to exalt the diastolic, ineffable,
			   scintillated and cacophonous salamander of truth
			   which slimes and distracts from each and every
			   orifice of your holy refrigerator, Sears be its
			   brand.
Fri Sep 20 08:49:32 2002 : I am confused to as what this site actually has to do with anything!
Fri Sep 20 12:02:09 2002 : ?????
Fri Sep 20 12:09:14 2002 : oh jesus
Fri Sep 20 13:23:35 2002 : oh, my.
Fri Sep 20 17:14:53 2002 : Pinkki on paras!
Fri Sep 20 17:53:06 2002 : fuck me in chinese
Fri Sep 20 17:53:45 2002 : hello
Fri Sep 20 17:54:25 2002 : fuck me harder
Fri Sep 20 21:12:27 2002 : i shit my pants, just now...  For real!
Fri Sep 20 21:55:51 2002 : ummmmm. Bacon!
Fri Sep 20 22:26:51 2002 : es rauscht im wald der wasserfall, und rauscht
Sat Sep 21 00:24:37 2002 : how's it going homeslice
Sat Sep 21 02:55:19 2002 : what is this site dog
Sat Sep 21 02:56:17 2002 : yo what the hell is this site?
Sat Sep 21 04:34:09 2002 : why are you eating my poodle?
Sat Sep 21 06:03:42 2002 : pooing is fun
Sat Sep 21 09:41:09 2002 : i sell doors door to door
Sat Sep 21 11:23:02 2002 : ride the wild paramecium
Sun Sep 22 01:16:09 2002 : Nuke the Wales!
Sun Sep 22 01:31:37 2002 : huh?
Sun Sep 22 01:51:06 2002 : go on green stop on red, construction vehicles make frequent stops
Sun Sep 22 01:55:29 2002 : ....sooooo.... your saying I did WHAT with her!?.... and there was a goat
			   involved also!?
Sun Sep 22 02:10:25 2002 : I hope Andy reads this page.
Sun Sep 22 06:23:57 2002 : dont read this
Sun Sep 22 06:45:16 2002 : you suck
Sun Sep 22 06:46:38 2002 : Question his sexuality
Sun Sep 22 07:13:32 2002 : gimp
Sun Sep 22 08:24:52 2002 : I don't know why I suddenly loathe Mike Oldfield.  At one time, we were on good
			   terms.
Sun Sep 22 08:25:04 2002 : What Would Jesus Do...for a klondike bar?
Sun Sep 22 11:04:02 2002 : Got Pot?
Sun Sep 22 11:28:43 2002 : are your underwears clean?
Sun Sep 22 13:46:12 2002 : did u kno that horny toads say "rub it"?
Sun Sep 22 15:56:00 2002 : Nipples for free
Sun Sep 22 18:10:48 2002 : In the Kingdon of the blind, the One-Eyed man is King
Sun Sep 22 20:23:39 2002 : you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you car'nt pick your
			   friends nose.
Mon Sep 23 03:17:23 2002 : A peacock that sits on its tail is merely a chicken
Mon Sep 23 05:14:10 2002 : I LIKE TO SMELL MY BELLYBUTTON
Mon Sep 23 06:16:32 2002 : um... ok... is this thing on?
Tue Sep 24 04:10:38 2002 : great site, loved the comics...
Wed Sep 25 11:50:50 2002 : Artie is my hero
Wed Sep 25 14:34:27 2002 : well ok...a message
Wed Sep 25 14:35:51 2002 : JEEPS rule!!!!!!
Thu Sep 26 05:02:02 2002 : Kristen Waddle is the coolest person in the world .Yeah !!
Thu Sep 26 09:48:57 2002 : the brady bunch are groovy, are they not?
Thu Sep 26 11:52:49 2002 : any day nw, this will all make sense.....?
Thu Sep 26 11:53:17 2002 : any day now, this will all make sense.....?
Thu Sep 26 13:26:15 2002 : the universe is perminated with the scent....of Turpentine
Fri Sep 27 02:58:23 2002 : the nicest thing i ever ate was you
Fri Sep 27 02:59:03 2002 : by eating me you east yourself
Fri Sep 27 03:50:39 2002 : have fun there's only one run
Fri Sep 27 08:12:14 2002 : a good site with some interesting 'stuff'
Fri Sep 27 09:46:19 2002 : gotta love ampland.com for linking interesting stuff like this to his humor
			   page, hehe
Mon Sep 30 23:33:10 2002 : i love you
Thu Oct  3 00:59:33 2002 : voi vittu
Sat Oct  5 04:20:05 2002 : jesus loves you and your mommy
Sat Oct  5 06:33:37 2002 : haha, your dead!
Sat Oct  5 07:20:51 2002 : I have a brown hat.
Sun Oct  6 04:35:05 2002 : no
Sun Oct  6 09:50:18 2002 : fuck you
Sun Oct  6 09:50:20 2002 : fuck you
Sun Oct  6 09:50:50 2002 : i think this megan chick is hott and i'd like to fuck her
Sun Oct  6 20:06:00 2002 : fduhfijyol
Mon Oct  7 03:41:54 2002 : Hello Byron, Are you gay?
Mon Oct  7 09:26:55 2002 : in an insane society, the sane man appears to be insane
Mon Oct  7 09:48:14 2002 : hey wanna play?
Mon Oct  7 23:50:07 2002 : que pasa?
Wed Oct  9 21:44:56 2002 : perkele
Wed Oct  9 21:45:01 2002 : perkele
Thu Oct 10 00:43:04 2002 : magister mundi sum
Thu Oct 10 22:36:35 2002 : They tried and died? They tried and... DOH!
Sat Oct 12 02:10:24 2002 : 13 people a year are killed by falling vending machines
Sat Oct 12 02:11:10 2002 : sasha means "friend" in russian. it's also my name. my name sux ass.
Sat Oct 12 02:11:43 2002 : www.blinkerfluid.com
Sat Oct 12 02:12:52 2002 : never lick someone
Sat Oct 12 02:13:28 2002 : 1,519 people a year are bitten by New Yorkers
Sat Oct 12 13:55:21 2002 : When Fruit Goes Bad, I Bite
Sat Oct 12 13:58:11 2002 : noob is a verry funny boob, i dont like boobs. im gay...no im not...but i bite
			   so....WATCH OUT!
Thu Oct 24 09:19:57 2002 : this website blows cock, whoever made it is a worthless piece of shit
Sun Oct 27 09:58:24 2002 : www.dangcargo.com ....... turbo hamsters.
Wed Oct 30 04:04:36 2002 : J'aime bien le biftek.
Thu Nov  7 06:24:20 2002 : Buddha says "men think only with balls"
Mon Nov 11 10:31:42 2002 : I often Urin
Sat Nov 16 03:22:57 2002 : thanx for your enlightning stuff
Wed Nov 20 18:58:31 2002 : my hands are sticky
Mon Dec  2 12:59:09 2002 : egg tart
Mon Dec  2 14:30:41 2002 : Blarg Mor Sex
Thu Dec 26 09:18:42 2002 : your mom
Sat Dec 28 12:39:20 2002 : hello i am cute
Sat Dec 28 12:40:06 2002 : my name is courtney
Wed Jan  1 06:21:00 2003 : what are YOU doin in canada?
Wed Jan  1 19:23:13 2003 : got milk?
Thu Jan  9 12:18:41 2003 : wheres my "ode to the sales monkey" huh?
Fri Jan 10 12:13:34 2003 : no, my dad smells of urine, not my mom
Mon Jan 13 14:00:55 2003 : dis site is cool
Mon Jan 13 14:01:30 2003 : im so bored...
Mon Jan 13 20:14:48 2003 : So, what IT the definition of a noob ?
Mon Feb  3 17:48:39 2003 : hey byron cool page!
Sun Feb  9 12:07:13 2003 : uhhhhhhhh you are a freak ha ha ha just kidding interseting site i might
			   say....................................
Mon Feb 17 13:51:48 2003 : HI!!!!
Tue Feb 18 09:04:07 2003 : Noob is odd
Tue Feb 25 00:48:45 2003 : you are the queerest fellow in the whole world
Tue Feb 25 00:49:44 2003 : i hope you get raped by a flaming penguin
Tue Feb 25 00:50:24 2003 : psssttt... im in your closet.......
Tue Feb 25 00:50:41 2003 : hello?
Tue Feb 25 00:51:09 2003 : you lick monkey cock
Tue Feb 25 23:44:29 2003 : horsecock
Wed Feb 26 00:24:20 2003 : leave my site now
Fri Feb 28 00:07:24 2003 : please leave this website
Fri Feb 28 06:13:18 2003 : i think you need to lose 5000 pounds
Sat Mar  1 00:46:33 2003 : You have a lot of free time...
Sat Mar  1 00:47:11 2003 : please add more to the site, especially noob...noob grows a leg is the funniest
Sat Mar  1 00:48:01 2003 : Please add more stuff to the website, like Noob Comic's, noob grows a leg is
			   the funniest one. The rest of the site is pretty
			   cool too. You have to be pretty crazy to write stuff
			   like that.
Wed Mar 19 10:20:22 2003 : ur hott
Sat Apr  5 00:09:43 2003 : cockmaggot
Sat Apr  5 00:10:16 2003 : chris, you cum gurguling ball tougning bastard!
Sat Apr  5 00:10:45 2003 : 80stack
Sat Apr  5 00:11:56 2003 : dead bodies everywhere
Sat Apr  5 00:12:49 2003 : do you like dragon ballz? cause if you do y freind chris will likck yor
			   genitals
Sat Apr  5 00:12:58 2003 : in ur mouth
Sat Apr  5 00:13:48 2003 : eat chode for breakfast ...pizza is good
Sat Apr  5 00:54:10 2003 : pizza in the morning pizza in the evening pizza at supper time when pizza is on
			   a bagel you can have pizza anytime
Sat Apr  5 03:49:14 2003 : joe is a fat weiner
Sat Apr  5 04:08:31 2003 : i hate cassie
Tue Apr 15 22:12:39 2003 : Dance 2 trance
Tue Apr 15 23:24:38 2003 : ok, byon this is Matt from oregon. i love the site very nice but, who are you?y
			   dont u have	a picture of yourself or your life
			   story? just wondering u da man
Wed Apr 16 02:28:54 2003 : pen15
Sat May  3 00:01:57 2003 : Acid Planet for Original Music
Tue May 13 11:38:07 2003 : byron is the coolest guy in the world
Tue May 13 11:38:10 2003 : byron is the coolest guy in the world
Tue Jun 10 10:57:42 2003 : euh...c'tu une grosse quille tu voulais Gilles ?
Thu Jun 12 04:55:27 2003 : please update the site byron you have many loyal fans like me
Thu Jun 12 04:55:28 2003 : please update the site byron you have many loyal fans like me
Sat Jun 21 15:00:35 2003 : WHY THE FLYING FUCK WONT YOU UPDATE UR FUCKING SITE!?
			   8==================================================D
Sat Jun 21 17:22:56 2003 : I agree a waste of bandwidth
Tue Jun 24 19:12:04 2003 : Update this site you lazy pirate
Wed Jul  2 07:49:25 2003 : the king of Shrewbury is after me!!!
Thu Jul 24 16:19:31 2003 : lick it, lick it good, lick it like you know you should
Mon Aug 18 10:33:41 2003 : Peaches come fom a man, the were put there by a.... shit.
Sat Aug 23 05:01:05 2003 : peaches make you fart - only the duvet agrees
Tue Aug 26 08:19:43 2003 : you assfucks
Tue Aug 26 08:20:24 2003 : &lt;font size="6">&lt;b>YOU ASSFUCKS&lt;/b>&lt;/font>
Tue Aug 26 08:20:33 2003 : YOU ASSFUCKS
Thu Sep  4 01:17:10 2003 : Crackheads are Fun
Tue Sep  9 06:17:02 2003 : Cool site! I need to find a bunch of "me's" and start my own!
Tue Nov  4 00:06:56 2003 : you have some big balls, my friend... too bad they are on your chin and they
			   belong to me!
Tue Jan  6 14:40:32 2004 : Still no Anthrax
Sat Jan 10 09:27:52 2004 : just lick my eye
Mon Jan 12 14:01:47 2004 : like a kant a day
Thu Jan 15 06:31:36 2004 : Socialism-sharing: I have nothing
Sat Jan 31 08:26:59 2004 : would you like an apple pie with that?
Mon Feb  9 23:27:01 2004 : you read therefore you smell (bad)
Tue Feb 10 02:34:02 2004 : www.i-o.net.au
Tue Feb 17 07:24:55 2004 : BradWeb UK. Spread the love - www.freewebs.com/brad
Thu Feb 26 13:24:08 2004 : nicholas you better be at this website
Fri Feb 27 07:32:57 2004 : Aha! At long last! A completely random site that I like!
Fri Feb 27 08:23:04 2004 : WTF???? What a complete wast of fucking internet space this is. Who reads this
			   shit anyway????
Thu Mar 18 04:14:31 2004 : as od as my witness, i thought turkeys could fly.
Mon Mar 22 02:34:32 2004 : i almost wet myself !!!!!
Mon Mar 22 02:36:04 2004 : this web site affects the whole time/space continuim in such an amazing way
			   that nothing would be here if this site was never
			   made!!!
Wed Mar 24 07:57:30 2004 : Noob says:  "I can do a summersualt!!!!"
Wed Mar 24 08:06:18 2004 : i see dead n00bEs.....
Sat Mar 27 02:55:15 2004 : not too sure :{
Tue Apr 13 00:27:35 2004 : i see dead ppl.........
Fri Apr 23 09:22:07 2004 : by grapthar's hammer.....	what a savings.
Fri May  7 03:03:12 2004 : i dont think you should be here no more for killing those people you should be
			   on death row you should go there pain like those
			   people did
Thu May 13 17:49:03 2004 : poo on cheese means this site is ace - pooman
Thu May 13 17:51:14 2004 : good morrow, sir! mavis pennyfeather speaking, ha ha! -  t-oward
Tue May 18 20:44:11 2004 : i like your noob
Mon May 24 06:45:10 2004 : Whoa sue
Wed May 26 08:02:03 2004 : Evil buttmonkeys from Uranus have cursed you and your website.	Rot in the
			   almighty watermelon of the printer.
Sat Jun 12 03:04:22 2004 : dude n00b kicks ass, make one where n00b plays in traffic XD
Sun Jul  4 11:05:48 2004 : My surname is Byron & the family motto is  "Mad Bad & Dangerous to
			   Know" and the Byron family resembles the contents of
			   this site
Fri Jul  9 05:16:44 2004 : Noob, OWNED
Fri Jul  9 05:27:39 2004 : Make more noob's x)
Mon Jul 12 14:32:10 2004 : bwahahahaa the potatoes shall rule! PJC.
Thu Jul 15 00:15:10 2004 : if no shall that yes no is west ;D;D;D
Tue Aug 31 09:28:11 2004 : Green Is Green When Green Is Queen
Fri Sep 10 04:25:49 2004 : Dude, you rock! :D
Thu Sep 16 13:46:18 2004 : l33t haxz her3
Fri Sep 24 06:27:11 2004 : children porno
Fri Sep 24 10:04:37 2004 : bah
Mon Sep 27 02:56:45 2004 : theres a smell under the bed
Tue Oct  5 20:31:01 2004 : monkey nuts!
Sat Oct  9 02:24:00 2004 : my sock is in puberty....
Sun Oct 10 10:06:23 2004 : lalalalallalala warm it up!
Sun Oct 10 10:07:17 2004 : William Worthy is SO FINE IT's NOT EVEN FUNNY!
Tue Oct 12 21:32:44 2004 : GARDENOFEDEN> create light
Wed Oct 13 20:51:10 2004 : The color brown is always brown.
Sat Oct 16 05:12:23 2004 : If you're reading this you are a complete and utter moron
Wed Oct 20 21:29:07 2004 : i am a noob, why you are laughing at me?!
Thu Oct 21 02:08:16 2004 : I like noobs =] they're fun to fuck with
Thu Oct 21 02:08:31 2004 : satan? WTF?
Thu Oct 21 02:08:44 2004 : O...K...
Thu Oct 21 02:08:57 2004 : hug?
Thu Oct 21 02:09:30 2004 : I would like you to do that. to me.
Thu Oct 21 02:09:34 2004 : &#1497;&#1503;
Thu Oct 21 02:09:44 2004 : nice to meet you, tyler.
Thu Oct 21 02:09:48 2004 : &#1492;&#1497;&#1497; &#1488;&#1504;&#1497;
			   &#1488;&#1500;&#1493;&#1503;!
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Thu Oct 21 02:10:26 2004 : &#1495;&#1506;&#1495; &#1488;&#1504;&#1497;
			   &#1490;&#1493;&#1511;&#1493;!!!
Thu Oct 21 02:10:32 2004 : &#1497;&#1508;&#1493;&#1514;
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Mon Nov  1 14:44:52 2004 : COWABUNGA!
Fri Nov  5 21:18:32 2004 : JAWAZAVAWAAEHA (by pippin mondimongool)
Fri Nov  5 21:19:00 2004 : suck mah dick, beach(by pip)
Fri Nov  5 21:19:19 2004 : semih is a dwarf
Fri Nov  5 21:19:49 2004 : bob suck aars
Fri Nov  5 21:20:19 2004 : negers HET LAND UIT!
Fri Nov  5 21:21:03 2004 : bob suck aars
Fri Nov  5 21:21:09 2004 : Semih is kutdwergje
Fri Nov  5 21:21:21 2004 : bob suck aars
Fri Nov  5 21:21:22 2004 : BOB=BOL
Fri Nov  5 21:21:47 2004 : neuzen
Fri Nov  5 21:22:03 2004 : bob= vieze porno en semih stinks
Fri Nov  5 21:22:07 2004 : bob= vieze porno en semih stinks
Fri Nov  5 21:22:23 2004 : pippin and randy rulez
Fri Nov  5 21:22:48 2004 : all noobs are the same like semih
Fri Nov  5 21:23:10 2004 : keutel
Fri Nov  5 21:23:54 2004 : semih is klein
Fri Nov  5 21:24:21 2004 : to ignore kevin
Fri Nov  5 21:24:42 2004 : neus
Fri Nov  5 21:24:56 2004 : niggah plz!
Fri Nov  5 21:25:32 2004 : semih krimpt te veel
Fri Nov  5 21:25:56 2004 : weirdo
Fri Nov  5 21:26:13 2004 : pippin vies
Sat Nov  6 05:22:14 2004 : g ay
Sat Nov  6 22:41:03 2004 : semih....SEMIIIIH!!!! TELEPhONE!!!!
Sat Nov  6 22:42:26 2004 : semih is a filthy soft porn loving egocentric dwarf!!!!!
Mon Nov  8 05:02:37 2004 : Next Comic: Noob finds a straw (?)
Tue Nov  9 12:56:20 2004 : you are not visitor number: 741057
Tue Nov  9 22:45:44 2004 : hi in the sky and you all stink
Tue Nov  9 22:45:46 2004 : hi in the sky and you all stink
Wed Nov 10 02:04:09 2004 : My dad dropped his food
Thu Nov 11 05:01:39 2004 : noob rulez, if you got more :) mail me :) passoaboy@hotmail.com
Thu Nov 25 22:49:58 2004 : very funny about the noob comic, keep it going! from GTA's Rocky
Fri Nov 26 01:38:48 2004 : Fuck your momma. You're pathetic.
Sun Nov 28 05:47:28 2004 : Wow. You need some mental help. Well, so do I since I went here. ;)
Wed Dec  1 07:39:16 2004 : k
Wed Dec  1 07:39:19 2004 : k
Tue Dec  7 04:10:07 2004 : Dude??What happend to the jokes that are funny??
Tue Dec  7 10:27:30 2004 : shall we sex?
Wed Dec 15 10:43:24 2004 : Let me eat pizza off you
Thu Dec 16 03:40:58 2004 : Who the hell is glob? I don't like glob!
Sat Dec 18 03:03:07 2004 : SCREW THE PERSON WHO LAST SAID:glob sucks! PS: SEMIH AND BOB FROM HIGH SCHOOL
			   SUCK!
Wed Dec 22 22:09:45 2004 : Your selected assembler interrupts, remind me of eating ice cream by the beach
Sat Jan 15 08:38:50 2005 : I LOVE NOOB!
Mon Jan 17 09:19:44 2005 : This site is so messed up
Mon Jan 17 18:27:50 2005 : i like to think that not everyone wears my shoes
Mon Jan 17 18:39:08 2005 : paul. OMG MY NAME IS ON A WEBSITE!111
Fri Jan 21 05:45:51 2005 : has anyone ever left THIS message before?
Sun Jan 23 05:35:08 2005 : omg, lol, funny, bwahahaha -.-
Sun Jan 23 05:35:29 2005 : ANSWER IT NOW
Sun Jan 23 05:36:35 2005 : lol, omg, rofl, lmao,BHWAHHAWHAWaa
Sat Jan 29 08:12:52 2005 : everytime you masterbate you kill a cat
Sat Jan 29 12:03:37 2005 : Every time you act out or Masterbate GOD KILLS A KITTEN   (xxxchurch.com)
Tue Feb  1 01:40:33 2005 : Is scroti the plural form of scrotum?
Tue Feb  1 19:28:44 2005 : you smell like shit
Fri Feb  4 21:11:34 2005 : semih is een kankerlijer
Fri Feb 18 10:07:32 2005 : jfhoiwquh54yh
Sat Feb 19 00:16:26 2005 : assembler
Sun Feb 20 09:04:12 2005 : look at all the sexily beautiful -3's
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Thu Feb 24 04:07:36 2005 : but it's all goodley-boo !
Fri Feb 25 12:39:06 2005 : GREAT SIGHT
Sat Feb 26 10:00:03 2005 : Yee haw!
Sun Feb 27 11:59:50 2005 : Hi emily Im cool
Mon Feb 28 01:17:39 2005 : I like cheese, sometimes.
Mon Feb 28 09:06:18 2005 : I wish i was a fish
Wed Mar  2 01:09:18 2005 : egg fried rice is nice!
Wed Mar  2 01:17:27 2005 : cheez
Wed Mar  2 01:17:50 2005 : --------------------cheez it------------------------
Wed Mar  2 17:59:45 2005 : its naf
Wed Mar  2 17:59:46 2005 : its naf
Wed Mar  2 18:00:21 2005 : This is not worth going on
Wed Mar  2 20:35:33 2005 : ===========cheez it=============
Fri Mar  4 18:32:22 2005 : noob is retarded
Sat Mar  5 05:20:35 2005 : Ride the Wings of Lemony Harm
Mon Mar  7 20:36:09 2005 : ur momah
Mon Mar  7 20:36:32 2005 : piece of crap
Mon Mar  7 20:46:38 2005 : smelly disturbed man
Fri Mar 11 23:08:10 2005 : people look at me funny when i say my name, why?  Peter File.
Sat Mar 19 00:47:14 2005 : this is realy funny
Sun Mar 20 05:59:50 2005 : This site sucks my dick
Sun Mar 20 15:58:10 2005 : what ?
Wed Mar 23 22:01:03 2005 : NOOB ROCKS!
Thu Mar 24 18:29:48 2005 : grant has no penis
Thu Mar 24 18:30:01 2005 : ah fuck it
Thu Mar 24 18:30:15 2005 : fucking hell
Fri Mar 25 15:32:36 2005 : omg! dis is soooooooo unbelievebly  weird. don't you have nething better to do?
Fri Mar 25 17:57:53 2005 : sad person
Sun Mar 27 17:51:23 2005 : ha u so totally rock dude!
Sun Mar 27 17:51:41 2005 : fuck off
Sun Mar 27 17:52:02 2005 : i wanna lick ur pussy
Sun Mar 27 18:01:41 2005 : my name is evie fodden, i rock
Mon Mar 28 02:47:29 2005 : i have three pubic hairs. in a box.
Tue Mar 29 02:47:03 2005 : never headbutt someone in the ankle just because they won't give you a chip.
			   You have been warned
Wed Mar 30 20:58:18 2005 : Lets all take a stand and give anal lube a chance,
Sat Apr  2 03:00:26 2005 : 1337 noob
Sun Apr  3 02:06:03 2005 : hello, my name is Hanne. I'm a lesbian, I just had to tell someone!!!
Mon Apr  4 21:06:40 2005 : Tell someone who
Tue Apr  5 02:46:16 2005 : Ola, compadres (det er spansk)
Sat Apr  9 21:38:25 2005 : Guido Melo Australia conexao Brasil
Thu Apr 14 17:13:05 2005 : lol all poofs are gay
Thu Apr 14 17:14:18 2005 : he he he heeee
Thu Apr 14 17:14:28 2005 : no bitch
Thu Apr 14 17:14:38 2005 : nope
Thu Apr 14 17:14:52 2005 : dude i am not a virus
Thu Apr 14 17:15:06 2005 : good cos i dont like fighting
Thu Apr 14 17:15:18 2005 : dont ask wot?
Thu Apr 14 17:15:38 2005 : why should i rock the boat after sex?
Thu Apr 14 17:15:54 2005 : get fucked man
Thu Apr 14 17:16:06 2005 : ok get fucked jeff
Thu Apr 14 17:16:16 2005 : no man ur gay im not
Thu Apr 14 17:16:24 2005 : no fuck you
Thu Apr 14 17:16:34 2005 : no jeff is gay
Thu Apr 14 17:16:45 2005 : gavin is also gay
Thu Apr 14 17:17:09 2005 : woteva hey am i talking 2 some one real?
Thu Apr 14 17:17:21 2005 : no really am i?
Thu Apr 14 17:17:44 2005 : no really am i tyalking to someone
Thu Apr 14 17:18:02 2005 : ill only dance with you if you answer my question
Thu Apr 14 17:18:19 2005 : look can you tall me if ur real or not!!!!
Thu Apr 14 17:18:36 2005 : im not yu boss and no vacation
Thu Apr 14 17:18:46 2005 : no thats gay
Thu Apr 14 17:19:01 2005 : well duh
Thu Apr 14 17:19:22 2005 : actually i dont belive in luck its just coincidence
Thu Apr 14 17:19:29 2005 : what??
Thu Apr 14 17:19:37 2005 : um im not emily
Thu Apr 14 17:19:50 2005 : jees man get fucked
Thu Apr 14 17:20:03 2005 : so i am talkin to some one
Thu Apr 14 17:20:29 2005 : man u r gay get fucked in yr gay boat and then rock it jees
Thu Apr 14 17:20:41 2005 : bad grammar
Thu Apr 14 17:20:50 2005 : tou sed that already
Thu Apr 14 17:21:01 2005 : no bite me asshole
Thu Apr 14 17:21:11 2005 : oh man u really are gay
Thu Apr 14 17:21:27 2005 : only a true gay would say that
Thu Apr 14 17:21:45 2005 : only a tru lunatic gay wud say that
Thu Apr 14 17:21:58 2005 : aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh wot is ur problem
Thu Apr 14 17:22:11 2005 : yeh its gud but answer me
Thu Apr 14 17:22:26 2005 : fucking hell ur gay
Thu Apr 14 17:22:41 2005 : no bitch u ent passin me 2 no coucellor
Thu Apr 14 17:22:56 2005 : i give up
Thu Apr 14 17:23:12 2005 : mydog is dead u bastard
Thu Apr 14 17:23:21 2005 : i win wot?
Thu Apr 14 17:23:34 2005 : hello comfortable. how they are today?
Thu Apr 14 17:23:43 2005 : jack and jill went up the hill
Thu Apr 14 17:23:55 2005 : eat my shorts
Thu Apr 14 17:24:04 2005 : please try to connect again later.
Thu Apr 14 17:24:18 2005 : the pen of my aunt is in the garden
Thu Apr 14 17:24:27 2005 : i drive a car to work
Thu Apr 14 17:24:36 2005 : my ass is very itchy
Thu Apr 14 17:24:44 2005 : the cat in the hat
Thu Apr 14 17:24:53 2005 : i like to lick girls' nipples
Thu Apr 14 17:25:02 2005 : i want to go to the store
Thu Apr 14 17:25:13 2005 : affe is monkey in german
Thu Apr 14 17:25:22 2005 : you are only as young as you feel
Thu Apr 14 23:45:55 2005 : noob ownz
Mon Apr 18 19:51:13 2005 : shut up
Tue Apr 19 17:25:20 2005 : hahahaha i luv the site but ur wierd (no ofence
Tue Apr 19 17:25:42 2005 : u look gay no offence or anything
Tue Apr 19 17:26:12 2005 : you smell
Tue Apr 19 17:26:24 2005 : i want to do it with a chessey pig
Tue Apr 19 17:27:01 2005 : justin is gay
Tue Apr 19 17:27:08 2005 : if i do it wit a pig is it tasty
Tue Apr 19 17:27:10 2005 : justin has a small penis
Tue Apr 19 17:27:11 2005 : justin has a small penis
Tue Apr 19 17:27:22 2005 : lee licks cock
Tue Apr 19 17:27:55 2005 : just eat ur trouszers
Tue Apr 19 17:27:56 2005 : i lick mens boobs
Tue Apr 19 17:28:23 2005 : finger ur bum
Tue Apr 19 17:28:23 2005 : suck lee, luke
Tue Apr 19 17:29:22 2005 : lee, justin and luke eat each others meat like gay boiz
Tue Apr 19 17:30:09 2005 : supafly
Tue Apr 19 17:30:24 2005 : luke edwars has saggy tits
Tue Apr 19 17:30:28 2005 : mr small prick is gay
Tue Apr 19 17:30:31 2005 : mat wanks over his mum!!!!!!
Tue Apr 19 17:31:04 2005 : chris mcnikle hasa tiny willy
Tue Apr 19 17:31:23 2005 : porno!
Tue Apr 19 17:31:41 2005 : luke licks his penis when hes hungry
Tue Apr 19 17:31:43 2005 : luke licks his penis when hes hungry
Tue Apr 19 17:32:22 2005 : James gives himself head
Tue Apr 19 17:32:48 2005 : lee is tiny tim
Tue Apr 19 17:32:58 2005 : James has a small penis
Tue Apr 19 17:33:19 2005 : lee likes sore pricks prick
Tue Apr 19 17:34:27 2005 : James use 2 hands to toss off one to hold the penis the other to hold the
			   magnfying glass
Tue Apr 19 17:34:30 2005 : justin has such a tiny willy he needs luke to find it for him so he can w*nk
			   him off with his teeth
Tue Apr 19 17:35:13 2005 : give me head james from luke
Tue Apr 19 17:35:15 2005 : luke is Jesus!
Tue Apr 19 17:35:39 2005 : Luke screws jesus
Tue Apr 19 17:35:45 2005 : matt is ginger
Tue Apr 19 17:35:50 2005 : Kill all jews
Tue Apr 19 17:35:58 2005 : beaty swolocks
Tue Apr 19 17:36:32 2005 : christina agulara is a dog
Tue Apr 19 17:36:36 2005 : lees penis is just a inverted liquirice wand
Tue Apr 19 17:37:09 2005 : CHEESE!
Tue Apr 19 17:37:55 2005 : justins penis is so small that rachale didnt giv him hed cus she cudnt find it
Tue Apr 19 17:37:57 2005 : Luke likes to do it wit a hippos while its sleepin
Tue Apr 19 17:37:58 2005 : sponge bob squared pants sucks wily!!!
Tue Apr 19 17:38:30 2005 : James gave Luke haed
Tue Apr 19 17:38:46 2005 : james masturbates over karen in a bath of lquid chocolate and syrup
Tue Apr 19 17:39:11 2005 : sdhtger0ojyu 0rtyjhptyrty
Tue Apr 19 17:39:16 2005 : james masturbates over karen in a bath of lquid chocolate and syrup twice
Tue Apr 19 17:40:00 2005 : lee does the same but does it to marie insted
Tue Apr 19 17:40:49 2005 : Plz cood i ave a arse i need to finger sumthink
Tue Apr 19 17:40:49 2005 : add me lilee2929@hotmail.com
Tue Apr 19 17:41:08 2005 : i have an eflammeduresthra and elephantitis on my testicles
Tue Apr 19 17:41:49 2005 : Tom devine is a fat barsted
Tue Apr 19 17:42:20 2005 : i have big feet
Tue Apr 19 17:42:48 2005 : Tom devine licks his own penis
Tue Apr 19 17:43:01 2005 : Whats up? i cnt see my forehead!
Tue Apr 19 17:43:09 2005 : sasha gave james head
Tue Apr 19 17:43:38 2005 : steven barret is an interbred walrus
Tue Apr 19 17:43:43 2005 : Marie gave mat.s head
Tue Apr 19 17:43:49 2005 : Whaz Up? I cant see my forehead
Tue Apr 19 17:43:55 2005 : Scientific experimentation proves that my anal passage is in fact a portal to
			   another dimension
Tue Apr 19 17:44:40 2005 : penis
Tue Apr 19 17:44:54 2005 : shag
Tue Apr 19 17:44:55 2005 : fcuk you
Tue Apr 19 17:45:16 2005 : genitals
Tue Apr 19 17:45:32 2005 : genitals
Tue Apr 19 17:45:33 2005 : shcizophrenic ewoks on lsd
Tue Apr 19 17:45:52 2005 : SSSSSHhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttttttt
			   uuuuuuuuuuuuupppppppppppppppppp!!!!!!!
Tue Apr 19 17:46:15 2005 : charlie fcuks teddies
Tue Apr 19 17:46:22 2005 : plz shag a chicken in the arse for pleasure
Tue Apr 19 17:46:41 2005 : ecoute	la fromage
Tue Apr 19 17:46:44 2005 : micheal jackson is my nother
Tue Apr 19 17:46:47 2005 : micheal jackson is my mother
Tue Apr 19 17:47:04 2005 : Jacko toched my penis
Tue Apr 19 17:47:19 2005 : michael jackson and mr kirby go to the same plastic surgeon
Tue Apr 19 17:47:42 2005 : if you cross jawas with ewoks you get the end of the world
			   hhahahhahahhahhahahahahhahhahahah
Tue Apr 19 17:47:50 2005 : jacko touched my penis
Tue Apr 19 17:47:58 2005 : dr herion says take your daily dose
Tue Apr 19 17:47:58 2005 : dr herion says take your daily dose
Tue Apr 19 17:48:21 2005 : marie and michael jackson got breast implants
Tue Apr 19 17:49:03 2005 : marie and michael jackson got penis implants
Tue Apr 19 20:04:54 2005 : clive has no noob
Tue Apr 19 20:06:06 2005 : howard only has nine toes and a inverted liquorice wand for a penis
Tue Apr 19 20:07:07 2005 : jamie got head off a horse
Tue Apr 19 20:07:40 2005 : my mum has implants
Tue Apr 19 20:07:42 2005 : monkies suck off clive for bananas
Tue Apr 19 20:08:26 2005 : jawas get head off of justin
Tue Apr 19 20:08:26 2005 : tom likes gettin head from horses
Tue Apr 19 20:08:41 2005 : clive screwed a monkey while tom woz tossing off over it
Tue Apr 19 20:08:50 2005 : Justin is a dirty bummer
Tue Apr 19 20:09:18 2005 : justin bums jabba the hutt for fun
Tue Apr 19 20:09:32 2005 : howard has a small wang and he showed his mum
Tue Apr 19 20:09:34 2005 : tom tickles tranny
Tue Apr 19 20:09:38 2005 : howard has a small wang and he showed his mum
Tue Apr 19 20:10:14 2005 : Jamie hid his dick in his dads mouth
Tue Apr 19 20:10:15 2005 : howards cock  is smaler than a jawas
Tue Apr 19 20:10:19 2005 : Howard tried to get off his hamster
Tue Apr 19 20:10:38 2005 : tom, justin and jamie are lovers
Tue Apr 19 20:10:55 2005 : Tom aint ever gonna get any
Tue Apr 19 20:11:01 2005 : howard ate his hamsters legs
Tue Apr 19 20:11:07 2005 : i care y
Tue Apr 19 20:11:31 2005 : jamie, remove your dick from toms ear
Tue Apr 19 20:11:48 2005 : howard ate his hamsters third leg
Tue Apr 19 20:12:11 2005 : jamie never had a 3rd leg
Tue Apr 19 20:12:46 2005 : a mouse lives in a bottle bank and eats shite and his best freind is a
			   .................PANDA!
Tue Apr 19 20:12:47 2005 : a mouse lives in a bottle bank and eats shite and his best freind is a
			   .................PANDA!
Tue Apr 19 20:12:48 2005 : a mouse lives in a bottle bank and eats shite and his best freind is a
			   .................PANDA!
Tue Apr 19 20:12:49 2005 : Howard asked his mum for head, and  she said yes, and him his mum and dad had a
			   three some
Tue Apr 19 20:12:49 2005 : a mouse lives in a bottle bank and eats shite and his best freind is a
			   .................PANDA!
Tue Apr 19 20:13:08 2005 : your mother is a hamster.
Tue Apr 19 20:13:11 2005 : Howard asked his mum for head, and  she said yes, and him his mum and dad had a
			   three some
Tue Apr 19 20:13:53 2005 : kamikazze chickens will be howards only chance for a shag
Tue Apr 19 20:14:04 2005 : howard had a three way with his mum and hamster
Tue Apr 19 20:14:30 2005 : Jamie can lick his own ring
Tue Apr 19 20:14:33 2005 : Clive is th
Tue Apr 19 20:15:05 2005 : howard spat on and licked his mums pussy
Tue Apr 19 20:15:14 2005 : if you read this your a bummer.. and so i jamie
Tue Apr 19 20:15:57 2005 : clive shat on his sisters chest
Tue Apr 19 20:16:15 2005 : jamie shat on carlys chest
Tue Apr 19 20:16:32 2005 : clive tossed off over his mum and sister lezin off
Tue Apr 19 20:16:52 2005 : pick on tom or john now asswipe
Tue Apr 19 20:17:08 2005 : howard gave his dad a rimjaw
Tue Apr 19 20:17:35 2005 : monkies will bum you to death
Tue Apr 19 20:17:37 2005 : jamie got of over carly and jade doing things they chouldnt
Tue Apr 19 20:17:39 2005 : howard tossed his dad off on to his mu
Tue Apr 19 20:17:58 2005 : have a piece of cake BITCH
Tue Apr 19 20:18:01 2005 : i have no chance for a shag so ill use blow up dolls
Tue Apr 19 20:18:12 2005 : johns breath smells like shit
Tue Apr 19 20:18:43 2005 : jamie dont have a 3rd leg!
Tue Apr 19 20:18:45 2005 : shit lives on mars and will take over the world and fyour chickens
Tue Apr 19 20:18:48 2005 : shit lives on mars and will take over the world and 956++*49+*your chickens
Tue Apr 19 20:18:48 2005 : shit lives on mars and will take over the world and 956++*49+*6your chickens
Tue Apr 19 20:18:48 2005 : shit lives on mars and will take over the world and 956++*49+*6+your chickens
Tue Apr 19 20:18:48 2005 : shit lives on mars and will take over the world and 956++*49+*6+8your chickens
Tue Apr 19 20:18:48 2005 : shit lives on mars and will take over the world and 956++*49+*6+8968your
			   chickens
Tue Apr 19 20:18:48 2005 : shit lives on mars and will take over the world and 956++*49+*6+8968your
			   chickens
Tue Apr 19 20:18:49 2005 : shit lives on mars and will take over the world and 956++*49+*6+896885*.your
			   chickens
Tue Apr 19 20:18:49 2005 : shit lives on mars and will take over the world and 956++*49+*6+896885*.your
			   chickens
Tue Apr 19 20:18:49 2005 : John tryed to screw a grapefruit
Tue Apr 19 20:18:51 2005 : John tryed to screw a grapefruit
Tue Apr 19 20:19:10 2005 : have a piece of cake BITCH
Tue Apr 19 20:19:27 2005 : cake or death cake plz sorry we only have death list so my chocie is or death
			   yes
Tue Apr 19 20:19:42 2005 : john trys to stick his penis inbetween his legs and pretend his a lady
Tue Apr 19 20:19:43 2005 : john trys to stick his penis inbetween his legs and pretend his a lady
Tue Apr 19 20:19:46 2005 : john trys to stick his penis inbetween his legs and pretend his a lady
Tue Apr 19 20:20:09 2005 : Jamie butt munches
Tue Apr 19 20:20:14 2005 : trans*xual gibbons wil, rape your spades
Tue Apr 19 20:20:25 2005 : john toss's off over bummers
Tue Apr 19 20:20:46 2005 : brendan wiol be gayin 5yrs
Tue Apr 19 20:20:51 2005 : tom allready is
Tue Apr 19 20:21:11 2005 : john bones his pot of hair gel
Tue Apr 19 20:21:15 2005 : im gonna dye alone so ill kill everyone
Tue Apr 19 20:21:38 2005 : john bones his pot of hair gel
Tue Apr 19 20:21:40 2005 : john bones his pot of hair gel
Tue Apr 19 20:22:02 2005 : john bones his pot of erection fluids
Tue Apr 19 20:22:04 2005 : john bones his pot of erection fluids
Tue Apr 19 20:22:09 2005 : monkey ninjas from uranus
Fri Apr 22 22:23:36 2005 : monkey ninjas from my anus!
Sat Apr 23 01:56:56 2005 : COOL MEN!! YouR Strips Are So FUN
Sat Apr 23 07:01:01 2005 : Boogles Von Bonchfort
Tue Apr 26 13:44:37 2005 : elmo knows where you live
Wed Apr 27 02:03:40 2005 : elmos got a gun
Sat Apr 30 04:03:42 2005 : 213.10.140.118 spam this ip and get money
Mon May  2 14:03:06 2005 : why does a plant that comes from the earth and used by every country in past
			   history is elligal, A-2-Q," We should ask the
			   american cotton industry ".
Tue May  3 17:27:46 2005 : i came from uranus
Wed May  4 09:13:56 2005 : hey man,i hope you make more noob comics,their fucking hillarious
Thu May  5 03:45:29 2005 : awesome sight
Fri May 13 00:23:58 2005 : i like the noob section.... so pointlessly amusing
Tue May 17 17:56:07 2005 : i 2 like the noob section.... so funny :)
Wed May 18 22:25:47 2005 : THE SOCKS ARE ATTACKING! FLEE! FLEE FOT YOUR LIVES!!!
Wed May 18 23:14:56 2005 : Holy crap... That noob comic such a crock of shit!
Sat May 21 19:05:00 2005 : hmm... interesting, yet full of useless shit
Mon May 23 06:42:33 2005 : Flee! Flee for your lives! The Toasters are attacking!!
Mon May 23 11:45:43 2005 : lol...Omfg,your funny,I'm sending the link to your site to all my friends...^_^
			   AnnieP.
Wed May 25 07:38:24 2005 : you should really try submitting these noobs somewhere.  They are really good. 
			   Maybe consider making a flash video?
Wed May 25 11:02:27 2005 : byron you are truely the most imaginative,insiteful person on earth
Wed May 25 11:05:02 2005 : byron.....my name is byron too so..........you da man!!!
Fri May 27 09:45:13 2005 : hi?
Fri May 27 22:26:33 2005 : hello
Sat May 28 05:33:16 2005 : N00blat
Sat May 28 05:33:46 2005 : Murcle
Sat May 28 06:16:48 2005 : Nice Aaron
Sun May 29 07:21:23 2005 : Yo mama so fat shes got her... shes gotta go to the... man i got nothin!
Mon May 30 20:07:36 2005 : ...it sucks....
Tue May 31 19:54:46 2005 : This site is awesome
Tue May 31 20:06:16 2005 : i have an itchy scrotum and i wish for a banana sandwich
Tue May 31 23:16:45 2005 : oh grate that guy is eating my shoe again
Mon Jun  6 18:58:01 2005 : Your comic strips are lacking one thing - humour
Tue Jun  7 10:01:55 2005 : omfg you pwn, I love you byron! &lt;3 steve
Tue Jun  7 10:09:10 2005 : STEVE PWNS &lt;3 JAMIE OMFG I PWN TOOO!
Tue Jun  7 10:11:44 2005 : steve pwns???? no :)
Tue Jun  7 10:12:07 2005 : omfg, christy is huanted and i pwn
Fri Jun 10 00:25:36 2005 : You are being watched
Fri Jun 10 14:10:51 2005 : noob
Tue Jun 14 23:38:55 2005 : noob rulez,, :D
Wed Jun 15 20:13:20 2005 : Noob, better bite cock :D
Thu Jun 16 01:44:33 2005 : don juan
Thu Jun 16 08:42:30 2005 : ur my hero
Fri Jun 17 08:24:21 2005 : after a long time a website that is not stale
Fri Jun 17 08:25:23 2005 : once again I am impressed..... ADOPT ME
Fri Jun 17 14:37:42 2005 : Good thing Byrons site pawns so much . And atleast he isnt a noob ;)
Sat Jun 18 05:38:24 2005 : Oh god dammit, make more noob comics, they're the best. :O
Sun Jun 19 09:40:33 2005 : noob is f-ing funny
Sun Jun 19 09:42:14 2005 : some guy on a site stole the noob comics!
Sun Jun 19 09:43:30 2005 : hook u up with the guy *question mark*
Sun Jun 19 09:45:04 2005 : some guy on neopets is using the nooob comics :O
Tue Jun 21 08:24:28 2005 : Cool stuff you've got here!
Wed Jun 22 02:50:55 2005 : i love the babblefish butcher
Wed Jun 22 03:12:22 2005 : IT support at midnight SUCKS ASS
Wed Jun 22 03:13:04 2005 : http://www.fuckyou.com
Thu Jun 23 02:53:11 2005 : CHRIS IS GAY!!
Thu Jun 23 07:13:14 2005 : YOUR A FUCKING HOMO
Thu Jun 23 07:14:20 2005 : YOUR A FUCKING HOMO
Thu Jun 23 07:15:20 2005 : I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE FUCKING TALK SHIT AND FUCKING CURSE! fuck :D
Fri Jul  1 18:24:16 2005 : the last person here said :
Fri Jul  1 18:26:34 2005 : &lt;a href="http://duepuntozero.com">duepuntozero&lt;/a> is cool ;)
Sun Jul  3 17:38:20 2005 : lol i love the noob comics=)
Mon Jul  4 00:28:57 2005 : can you make more noob comics? i love em=)
Tue Jul  5 06:57:35 2005 : Does this site update like, ever?
Wed Jul  6 04:23:49 2005 : sup. hehe I know Noob's father!
Tue Jul 12 05:48:35 2005 : I am tghe last person here now! MWA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
Tue Jul 12 05:50:05 2005 : Remember Kids, Byron eats babies and kills jews!!
Wed Jul 13 07:15:18 2005 : neopets is using the noob comics...
Fri Jul 15 17:24:25 2005 : Indeed I was amazed at how many numerous ways one can spell the word
			   "nostrils".
Wed Jul 20 06:20:48 2005 : i am waiting for the file to upload into an email i will send byron shortly
			   about my noob animations :)
Thu Jul 21 00:02:21 2005 : Okay, this site is interesting....................
Mon Aug  1 19:03:30 2005 : LOL YOU PWN
Mon Aug  1 19:03:56 2005 : the message under mine is true
Mon Aug  1 19:12:37 2005 : hey man, the noob is wrong, cause if you do 4, then that is 16, not 8
Wed Aug  3 11:18:16 2005 : awesome page. &lt;3
Thu Aug  4 21:30:39 2005 : More NOOB commics please!!! :D :D :P :P
Fri Aug  5 22:18:49 2005 : You Are All Gay
Mon Aug  8 02:31:02 2005 : I'll smack you with my cod!
Mon Aug  8 08:27:55 2005 : omgwtfbbqgrass
Mon Aug 15 01:16:53 2005 : OH NOES!
Mon Aug 15 01:34:25 2005 : TOTAL
			   LOLLERCAUST!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!!!!!OMFGOREZZ11111!
			   !!!!!!ONEONE11!!!ELEVENTEEN1123
Tue Aug 16 06:29:56 2005 : 0mfGz0R t0t4l 0wn4g3 C0miC xD
Tue Aug 16 17:17:25 2005 : Meow.
Tue Aug 16 19:02:19 2005 : damn u!! Pure Evil!!!111111
Wed Aug 17 23:59:31 2005 : gg
Thu Aug 18 00:00:43 2005 : lawl quinn gg you suck at CoD,add me to xfire if you have it...1raid1
Thu Aug 18 03:49:59 2005 : quote: "lawl quinn gg you suck at CoD,add me to xfire if you have it...1raid1"
			   well I say: CoD sucks bigtime, CS r0x0rs my b0x0rs
Fri Aug 26 21:15:11 2005 : hahahahaha noob
Sat Aug 27 10:40:24 2005 : ha ha ha ha ha noob ha ha ha ha lol
Sat Aug 27 21:03:35 2005 : hey kelsey what you doin??
Sat Aug 27 21:05:16 2005 : hehe.. nuffin really .. being sad lmao .. how bout you daniel bahahah
Sat Aug 27 21:06:16 2005 : haha nothing really ...... got any jokes?
Sat Aug 27 21:07:31 2005 : nup.. lmao.. whut bout yew?
Sat Aug 27 21:08:13 2005 : why did noob cross the road?
Sat Aug 27 21:09:31 2005 : i dunno
Sat Aug 27 21:10:33 2005 : me either ha ha ha lol how lame
Sat Aug 27 21:12:01 2005 : very very lame... yew should be ashamed of yurr self
Sat Aug 27 21:12:40 2005 : i am *hangs head in shame and realises ....*
Sat Aug 27 21:19:57 2005 : hahaha.. so
Sat Aug 27 21:21:15 2005 : fine dnt write back kelsey i'll just stand here all alone and tell brendton to
			   stop what he's doing cause u do get in trouble for
			   that lol  and noob creator how do u know i'm not
			   visitor 934935
Sat Aug 27 21:23:45 2005 : wtf... hmm.. im not leaveing yew alone lmao.. i just choose not to talk to yew
			   .. lmao
Sat Aug 27 21:25:08 2005 : mmk then...wanna sleep with me? anyone ?  call me on 0422......lol
Sat Aug 27 21:27:05 2005 : lol hehe.. yurr a retard
Sat Aug 27 21:27:48 2005 : ur so mean.... lol
Sat Aug 27 21:28:58 2005 : not as mean as you are!
Sat Aug 27 21:31:46 2005 : oh well im goin now bye bye nitew nite (K) ha ha dnt work on here lol bye
Sat Aug 27 21:39:31 2005 : bibi (K) nope it dont work well haha (l) ya :P tata
Sun Aug 28 09:58:23 2005 : hummm stupid?
Sun Aug 28 15:26:30 2005 : So kelsey im back ha ha lol well imgoin already bye (K)
Sun Aug 28 15:51:40 2005 : haha hey daniel i was online but u left me :O lol hahaha ok bi (K)(L)
Mon Aug 29 19:48:42 2005 : well fuk you ya cupcake BYE... ..kelsey..
Tue Aug 30 12:06:45 2005 : whats happin all you noobs
Wed Aug 31 06:04:21 2005 : Mwahahahahaha!
Wed Aug 31 13:23:54 2005 : the noob thing was funny maby i am one to thats i tink funy :))))))))
Wed Aug 31 19:12:59 2005 : haha.. shut up
Wed Aug 31 21:32:24 2005 : I want pacman porn
Thu Sep  1 20:27:09 2005 : wazaaaaa..ole....long live pico....ole....
Thu Sep  1 20:28:02 2005 : L!O!N!G! L!I!V!E! N!E!W!G!R!O!U!N!D!S!
Fri Sep  2 21:38:36 2005 : I WANT TO SEE PORN
Fri Sep  2 23:38:15 2005 : so do i
Fri Sep  2 23:38:16 2005 : so do i
Sun Sep  4 21:01:58 2005 : noob is teh uber
Mon Sep  5 22:42:59 2005 : hi i am gay
Tue Sep  6 14:07:04 2005 : i dont haunt ne one else, cos when i think of you i touch an elf
Thu Sep  8 00:29:09 2005 : wtf?
Thu Sep  8 12:07:31 2005 : I like your invention ideas
Thu Sep  8 19:47:05 2005 : my mothers fine
Thu Sep  8 19:47:42 2005 : and now your a woman?
Thu Sep  8 19:47:58 2005 : sounds fun
Thu Sep  8 19:48:07 2005 : so do i
Thu Sep  8 19:48:17 2005 : me
Thu Sep  8 19:48:29 2005 : hi 2 u 2
Thu Sep  8 19:48:46 2005 : i meen hello
Thu Sep  8 19:49:06 2005 : carpet muncher!
Fri Sep  9 17:44:39 2005 : daniel is a gay reatard (\/) our little group
Sat Sep 10 22:22:21 2005 : love your work, but you need to get out more often
Sun Sep 11 02:55:34 2005 : you really need a life!
Sun Sep 11 20:26:59 2005 : yea go fuck your mother indeed
Mon Sep 12 13:50:13 2005 : NARF!
Wed Sep 14 09:55:16 2005 : David Qian eats walnuts
Wed Sep 14 09:55:29 2005 : lol thiss ssisis coolzlz
Wed Sep 14 09:55:39 2005 : can wel iek swear herhe
Wed Sep 14 09:55:45 2005 : LOZLO
Wed Sep 14 14:45:10 2005 : omg yu rape doggz
Fri Sep 16 07:40:09 2005 : wassup?
Fri Sep 16 10:33:27 2005 : mmm brains
Fri Sep 16 10:37:42 2005 : speilng tuter kneaded
Sat Sep 17 09:57:45 2005 : I is so intelligible
Sat Sep 17 09:59:36 2005 : the freaks are coming !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sat Sep 17 10:01:07 2005 : eye of the Tigger
Sat Sep 17 10:05:51 2005 : Y.M.C.A Young Muslim Christian Atheist
Sat Sep 17 10:06:58 2005 : what do you think I mean?
Sat Sep 17 10:09:09 2005 : I dont know,maybe it goes back to childhood
Sat Sep 17 10:09:45 2005 : nuh uh
Sat Sep 17 10:10:23 2005 : you wear shot shots
Sat Sep 17 10:12:15 2005 : true but monkeys never monkey
Sat Sep 17 10:12:38 2005 : wattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Sat Sep 17 10:13:34 2005 : chicken water peck
Sat Sep 17 10:14:27 2005 : limbo
Sat Sep 17 10:16:17 2005 : when?what?where?who?why?
Sat Sep 17 10:16:37 2005 : so?
Sat Sep 17 10:17:27 2005 : (once again)so?
Sat Sep 17 10:18:17 2005 : police!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
			   !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111
			   11
Sat Sep 17 19:25:33 2005 : Noobs^^
Sat Sep 17 20:37:02 2005 : daniel your a gay loser.. i hate u now
Sun Sep 18 01:50:43 2005 : I Love Noob :)
Sun Sep 18 09:54:32 2005 : we are the world
Sun Sep 18 09:55:20 2005 : they also swim in my brain
Sun Sep 18 09:56:59 2005 : get them out(destroy him!) Never!
Sun Sep 18 09:57:42 2005 : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
			   AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !
Sun Sep 18 09:58:39 2005 : I like pointy things
Sun Sep 18 10:00:34 2005 : CAN YOU MAKE MORE NOOB CARTOONS?THEY ARE COOL!
Sun Sep 18 10:04:19 2005 : PARTY
			   dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
			   !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
			   !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sun Sep 18 10:05:45 2005 : thehorrortheunspeakeblehorror
Sun Sep 18 10:07:01 2005 : I really like pointy things
Sun Sep 18 10:08:06 2005 : exspecially you,Dagger
Sun Sep 18 10:09:01 2005 : Dagger,will you marry me??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sun Sep 18 10:11:01 2005 : wHy ArE yOu DoInG tHiS
Sun Sep 18 13:55:31 2005 : Cause daniel is gay!!! gay i tell you
Sun Sep 18 21:21:37 2005 : the monks are coming hide
Sun Sep 18 21:27:17 2005 : if I caught a alien which im not saying I did (quiet Zllewbaaat,I will feed my
			   dog intestines later), could Iuse it to take over
			   the world???????????
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			   llllllll
Sun Sep 18 21:33:30 2005 : mklengeghe hgrtygbjgrbj aaaaaaag tyjbggf ghdgskg fffffb ghgjksgf  aaaaaag
			   ufguygw f feeeeeeeeet gggqwqdddfe rejrhrjeeeejhfm
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			   tttttttttttttttttttttttttttthbhbhb duduerbj
			   lkfklffaal asasasasakkkk ddoyugw opwq
Sun Sep 18 21:35:55 2005 : nog ejeje fffffffff hddhfgdf dgvshv eeeee gdddgdgdc gdhsgsssajge uyuyuvfhh hh
			   gygyy~am hjdjdddiiiii itotoigjg
Mon Sep 19 03:27:40 2005 : yuffftf rhjrtgurwg fff eeeeeeeeeeeeee jrrj djhbg nmnmm numanuma uuuuue
			   jjdfuueeej fff hfejbfhbaahahax
Mon Sep 19 03:28:54 2005 : hurry up the cakes
Sun Sep 25 01:17:37 2005 : whats your problem?
Sun Sep 25 09:15:28 2005 : i luv beanie babies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sun Sep 25 09:37:41 2005 : you people are cheap and sick
Sun Sep 25 09:41:07 2005 : o.k not all of you are i'm sorry if affened some people ,im just saying you
			   Peter Files should just junk off
Sun Sep 25 09:42:54 2005 : egyerukebhsfshbgfergeryertff ehgfwtytttttttttttttttttttthfhdggsseyrgeugffhvgff
			   eruyeitttttttttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhggggggg
			   ggggggggg fwghjfwweuirrrrrrryweyaaaghahjvad
			   poeipiepriitrejenvgfrrghebrhjbkbshvtehwgwegqugryjerb
			   gf a
Sun Sep 25 09:45:22 2005 : i just went to your link , you named your son Mason?
Mon Sep 26 10:37:31 2005 : trick or treat smell my feet give me something good to eat if you don't i
			   don'tcare i'll just anal probe you ,signed
			   zywellbaaat
Mon Sep 26 10:48:54 2005 : Byron , you are a genius a true visionary really oh no the men in white
			   overalls are back you'll never take me
			   hahahahahaha!bye
Mon Sep 26 11:03:44 2005 : where is the cakes??
Tue Sep 27 03:26:15 2005 : haha noob is the best :D
Tue Sep 27 05:18:25 2005 : agreed
Tue Sep 27 05:18:49 2005 : whatever
Tue Sep 27 05:19:09 2005 : wammy
Tue Sep 27 05:25:07 2005 : i'm a super hero,my name is Captian Salami. i can walk,talk and eat applesauce
			   saving purple monkeys and freakish half human half
			   zucchinis every where !
Sat Oct  1 06:25:58 2005 : yeah ,right
Sat Oct  1 06:26:25 2005 : as if
Sat Oct  1 06:26:56 2005 : as if
Sat Oct  1 06:27:09 2005 : as if
Sat Oct  1 06:27:19 2005 : as if
Sat Oct  1 06:27:37 2005 : as if
Sat Oct  1 06:27:48 2005 : as if
Sat Oct  1 06:28:00 2005 : as if
Sat Oct  1 06:29:04 2005 : jump,might as well jump
Sat Oct  1 06:30:10 2005 : I should probobly jump
Tue Oct 11 09:25:34 2005 : noob is... noobish.
Wed Oct 12 03:22:01 2005 : http://www.glob.com.au/byron/
Wed Oct 12 04:15:53 2005 : you're.not.funny.
Wed Oct 12 22:18:35 2005 : grant sucks the willie
Wed Oct 12 22:18:56 2005 : grant loves the man boob
Wed Oct 12 22:19:10 2005 : no i am not
Wed Oct 12 22:19:32 2005 : some guy on neopets is using the nooob comics :O
Thu Oct 13 09:41:18 2005 : sock.
Thu Oct 13 13:57:09 2005 : more noob comics pls, i have nothing 2 do with my life
Fri Oct 14 01:13:15 2005 : coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool
Sat Oct 15 17:30:44 2005 : yum a rather large mango has just spontaniously combusted on my dinner plate
			   causing room to implode
Sun Oct 16 02:02:29 2005 : o.....k.......
Sun Oct 16 02:03:47 2005 : I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I
			   I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I
			   I I I I I I I
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			   tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
			   ttttttttt
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			   pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
			   pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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			   ggggggggg!
Mon Oct 17 09:47:15 2005 : e,jngoeri
Thu Oct 20 17:39:43 2005 : pr0nnage!
Sun Oct 23 05:40:48 2005 : furtive
Thu Oct 27 23:42:06 2005 : noob rulez
Mon Oct 31 00:18:20 2005 : !!!115H1f7H4xXx+11!!!! o/\/\g 1 l13k 7074ly Pw4/\/4G3d /\/00B 1/\/ CS
Fri Nov  4 11:58:38 2005 : hahah  love the noob comics noobs are such noobs... jeez pwn them all
Fri Nov  4 21:07:36 2005 : what
Fri Nov  4 21:08:18 2005 : what
Fri Nov  4 21:09:37 2005 : what
Fri Nov  4 21:10:53 2005 : me
Fri Nov  4 21:58:47 2005 : Up yours byron you dickweed
Fri Nov  4 21:59:08 2005 : no i mean it, fuk you
Sat Nov  5 16:19:56 2005 : ...and BuTterFlieS ThinK WE are the FrEE ONeS...
Mon Nov  7 21:34:30 2005 : are you a noob??
Thu Nov 10 23:35:02 2005 : Dudes. We are all nudles. Forth for a new world order.
Sat Nov 12 04:11:06 2005 : That is...um...wierd
Sat Nov 12 04:13:46 2005 : Try Sex! Its Good For You!
Sun Nov 13 12:45:46 2005 : really crazy oO
Mon Nov 14 06:50:20 2005 : smack some fine ass big bootie
Mon Nov 14 23:09:47 2005 : hot dog we have a wiener
Wed Nov 16 14:41:16 2005 : LOL!!1
Thu Nov 17 21:11:44 2005 : shaggy stole my pot!!
Sat Nov 19 18:37:57 2005 : your mum
Sun Nov 20 14:38:38 2005 : laborious  Content-Type: multipart/mixed;
			   boundary="ebf839265205f361a9948f383461ed05"
			   MIME-Version: 1.0 Subject: as good as new, says
			   they. n he bcc: batts1005@aol.com  This is a
			   multi-part message in MIME format. 
			   --ebf839265205f361a9948f383461ed05 Content-Type:
			   text/html; charset="us-ascii" MIME-Version: 1.0
			   Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit  nd lead us not in
			   tempting --ebf839265205f361a9948f383461ed05--   .
Sun Nov 20 14:38:53 2005 : e2364@glob.com.au
Fri Nov 25 18:38:06 2005 : "my brother is mike" ----hey im not your brother
Sat Nov 26 04:01:23 2005 : a prost to individuality
Mon Dec  5 18:11:08 2005 : are310@glob.com.au
Mon Dec  5 20:10:08 2005 : piss off you bastards i hate you and you suck penis
Mon Dec  5 20:10:40 2005 : IM AM FELIX GODDEN AND I RULE
Tue Dec  6 17:23:19 2005 : warm7078@glob.com.au
Sun Dec 11 11:26:52 2005 : :):):):)::):):):):):):):):):):):):)::::))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
			   )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Sun Dec 11 11:27:57 2005 : what's that suposse to meaN???????????????m
Sun Dec 11 11:28:20 2005 : me to
Sun Dec 11 11:36:29 2005 : aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
			   aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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			   bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
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			   ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
Sun Dec 11 11:37:37 2005 : eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
			   eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Sun Dec 11 11:38:35 2005 : fghijklmnop
Sun Dec 11 11:43:45 2005 : qrstuvwxy and12334442243/4343432/+423423445_------mbfklhe232neg[pgkgm
			   h/r.,hwmriuHUIHIUHEHL;ltjeopwk22343325h3urhf8'''hw\~
			   sl;gjkdg;555555bghtt yes iv`e done it!!!!!!!!!!!! I
			   have quadrated the formula  if read will destroy the
			   unviverse
			   hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahBOOOOOOOOM!!!
			   !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
			   !!
Sun Dec 11 19:50:02 2005 : I was here 11th december 2005 o.0
Tue Dec 13 09:00:23 2005 : WELL,I WAS HERE DECEMBER 13 SO THERE!!!!!!!!
Fri Dec 16 07:45:52 2005 : 31
Tue Dec 20 03:25:57 2005 : him309@glob.com.au
Wed Dec 21 19:18:42 2005 : Nelson mandela is the center of the universe.
Fri Dec 23 09:58:33 2005 : befure3144@glob.com.au
Sat Dec 24 03:50:06 2005 : when do you make next noob movie ?....i love it
Fri Dec 30 23:35:59 2005 : Thou shalt fall for the power of n00bs, and a n00b himself will be crowned as
			   king over the Stuff
Fri Jan  6 00:39:23 2006 : This guy is crazy RUN FOR YOU LIFE!!  no im serious start running already!!!
Sat Jan  7 13:41:48 2006 : I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sat Jan  7 13:56:54 2006 : Prince Bob is my idol
Sat Jan  7 14:29:31 2006 : WTF?!?!?! Mates. . .  Hey diddle the cat and the fiddle the cow jumped over the
			   moon
Tue Jan 10 03:53:39 2006 : I LOVE YOU!!!!! (and prince Bob)
Wed Jan 11 07:39:49 2006 : LOOL
Wed Jan 11 07:40:09 2006 : je suis qui je suis
Wed Jan 11 07:40:10 2006 : je suis qui je suis
Thu Jan 12 10:14:34 2006 : fools
Thu Jan 12 10:18:25 2006 : life is like a boner, long & hard
Thu Jan 12 10:19:23 2006 : life is like a bitch fuckit
Thu Jan 12 10:19:37 2006 : what
Thu Jan 12 10:20:02 2006 : mariners suckballs
Thu Jan 12 10:20:20 2006 : so do u
Thu Jan 12 10:20:45 2006 : hi mucus
Thu Jan 12 10:21:12 2006 : i love maria quinn
Thu Jan 12 10:21:35 2006 : ps. she wants xoxoxoxoxxo
Thu Jan 12 10:21:51 2006 : i shart alot
Thu Jan 12 10:22:01 2006 : yep
Thu Jan 12 10:22:29 2006 : i like to eat vagina
Thu Jan 12 10:22:50 2006 : such a slut
Thu Jan 12 10:23:07 2006 : no espenul
Thu Jan 12 10:23:22 2006 : u 2 ass
Thu Jan 12 10:23:43 2006 : fuck u
Thu Jan 12 10:24:09 2006 : ok whats your # ho
Thu Jan 12 10:25:11 2006 : im having some 1 giving me a blow job ? it fells good
Sat Jan 14 01:27:56 2006 : hey im getting blown too
Thu Jan 19 17:13:22 2006 : hehe i luv ur random shit!
Fri Jan 20 06:59:26 2006 : It's like a bull with two noses
Sun Jan 22 15:32:52 2006 : I like bats.
Sun Jan 22 15:38:08 2006 : cobras spit
Sun Jan 22 15:54:57 2006 : If you give a man cow he shall eat for a week, if you teach a man to cow he
			   will have no idea what the hell your talking about.
Thu Jan 26 08:46:57 2006 : noob, noob, noob, boob
Thu Jan 26 17:02:39 2006 : The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they're the best at
			   apprehending criminals. The President decides to
			   give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest
			   and has each of them try to catch it. The CIA goes
			   in. They place animal informants throughout the
			   forest. They question all plant and mineral
			   witnesses. After three months of extensive
			   investigations they conclude that rabbits do not
			   exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no
			   leads they burn the forest, filling everything in
			   it, including the rabbit, and they make no
			   apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes
			   in. They come out two hours later with a badly
			   beaten raccoon. The raccoon is yelling: "Okay. Okay.
			   I'm a rabbit. I'm a rabbit."
Thu Jan 26 17:21:04 2006 : hi
Thu Jan 26 17:21:21 2006 : ass hole
Fri Jan 27 07:51:28 2006 : shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits
Fri Jan 27 07:59:04 2006 : no
Fri Jan 27 07:59:16 2006 : poo
Fri Jan 27 10:50:20 2006 : i love tubes
Fri Jan 27 10:52:17 2006 : tubes r gay
Fri Jan 27 23:21:29 2006 : ure a fucking bellend
Fri Jan 27 23:21:58 2006 : hi beth
Fri Jan 27 23:22:02 2006 : hi beth
Fri Jan 27 23:22:04 2006 : hi beth
Sat Jan 28 05:23:30 2006 : All n00bs should unite in mass suicide. No, not unite with ich other. With
			   cows.
Sat Jan 28 13:39:56 2006 : its funny because its true
Tue Jan 31 08:18:38 2006 : ur a weirdo
Tue Jan 31 08:20:16 2006 : mope in a den
Tue Jan 31 23:15:55 2006 : The...is.
Wed Feb  1 09:08:34 2006 : kenney sucks
Thu Feb  2 04:50:09 2006 : the ribbon on my wrist says do not open before christmas
Fri Feb  3 11:15:55 2006 : KoOl BeAnS
Sun Feb  5 18:31:25 2006 : HEY, jodle ho, jodle watcha eat'n?
Mon Feb  6 06:00:11 2006 : i love poo!
Wed Feb  8 11:14:13 2006 : twas sirens, not arse
Wed Feb  8 11:17:02 2006 : OMG DUDE I LOVE THE NOOB CARTOONS THEY ARE HALARIOUS
Wed Feb  8 11:17:03 2006 : OMG DUDE I LOVE THE NOOB CARTOONS THEY ARE HALARIOUS
Fri Feb 10 19:07:01 2006 : this is great noob kicks ass, i love how noob can eat his skatey and stand on
			   his head in a time of crisis
Fri Feb 10 20:19:11 2006 : Teddy played nice, until they put the bun in him.
Sat Feb 11 08:53:59 2006 : Lick me! You know you want to! I taste like cake, and my name is shoes.
Sat Feb 11 21:42:21 2006 : Jesus man You must be mad :P Good work xD
Thu Feb 16 19:51:14 2006 : Dear god..........why hasn't this place been updated? D:
			   Australian........Citizen here. D:
Wed Feb 22 06:02:44 2006 : noobs are allways noobs.....
Mon Mar  6 03:50:17 2006 : Pieku!
Mon Mar  6 08:10:34 2006 : STAPLES BUTTONS ARE LOUD AND ANNOYING!!! MUAHAHAHAA AND YOU REALLY NEED TO
			   CONTINUE PRINCE BOB CUZ THAT STORY IS AWESOME
Wed Mar 15 06:03:01 2006 : please make some more noob comic strips
Thu Mar 16 07:12:51 2006 : yes please more noob!!!
Fri Mar 17 05:07:26 2006 : we want noob =P
Sat Mar 18 03:17:54 2006 : We want more noob comics =) please?
Tue Mar 21 02:47:43 2006 : we want noob, we want noob =)
Tue Mar 21 17:25:45 2006 : I really want more Noob you poor souless bastard
Thu Mar 23 10:59:49 2006 : You should make the sequel to prince bob like you said you would
Fri Mar 24 20:40:19 2006 : We want more noob comics! they rock!!!
Fri Mar 24 20:40:29 2006 : We want more noob comics! they rock!!!
Sun Mar 26 15:00:44 2006 : yes noob owns
Mon Mar 27 17:36:21 2006 : tree.
Mon Mar 27 17:36:36 2006 : MILF
Tue Mar 28 23:50:46 2006 : Burn in fiery redemption.
Thu Mar 30 20:56:22 2006 : That page is better than having Sex!
Thu Mar 30 21:00:08 2006 : More Noob Comics!!!!!!!!!
Fri Mar 31 15:06:28 2006 : BOOGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fri Mar 31 15:11:32 2006 : if ur an ass say ay.....................AY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fri Mar 31 15:13:09 2006 : boogers taste like chikin
Fri Mar 31 15:13:48 2006 : eet more CHIKIN!!!!
Fri Mar 31 15:14:28 2006 : i like eggs......................................and BACON!
Sat Apr  1 20:39:45 2006 : raaaaaaaaaaa
Mon Apr  3 14:15:49 2006 : Noob cartoons are friggn' hilarious!!
Mon Apr  3 15:20:26 2006 : I just ate my toenail.........it tastes like crap
Mon Apr  3 20:37:04 2006 : I'm a noob
Mon Apr  3 20:38:26 2006 : "Go fuck your mom Chaney!"-Mike Caldwell
Mon Apr  3 22:01:35 2006 : lol
Tue Apr  4 05:34:59 2006 : aaahaha i love the noob comics write more!!!!
Tue Apr  4 11:05:01 2006 : noob is hot!
Tue Apr  4 17:56:29 2006 : JERK, WE NEED NOOB YOU FUCK HEAD
Tue Apr  4 22:45:51 2006 : ich bein un swell
Wed Apr  5 21:21:07 2006 : Well,I AM German but I can write German sentences,Arschloch!!!!!!! A!k0oN from
			   K
Wed Apr  5 21:23:12 2006 : We German people are going to die out!Funny,I feel like a dinosaur
Wed Apr  5 21:24:14 2006 : We German people are going to die out!Funny,I feel like a dinosaur! A!k0oN
Wed Apr  5 21:31:03 2006 : Yo Niggaz,you betta make some more Noob-Comics before I Kill you B*tchf*cking
			   Mo
Wed Apr  5 21:35:50 2006 : In the Guestbook is a strange Time.In Germany it`s 15.36
Thu Apr  6 20:35:57 2006 : ha ha jerk cough
Fri Apr  7 07:11:09 2006 : YO YO  NOOB
Fri Apr  7 17:24:32 2006 : more NOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fri Apr  7 19:27:59 2006 : Is here somebody who reads this?
Mon Apr 10 19:57:29 2006 : No, I can´t read it :-)
Wed Apr 19 04:22:08 2006 : all hail noob :-)... all love noob... all will be waiting for new noob comics.
Wed Apr 19 04:30:34 2006 : all hail noob :-)... all love noob... all will be waiting for the new noob
			   comic
Thu Apr 20 03:21:22 2006 : all hail animated noob... noob for ownage
Thu Apr 20 03:27:18 2006 : all hail animated noob... noob for ownage... noob will rule the earth... BUT
			   for
Thu Apr 20 03:28:02 2006 : all hail animated noob... noob for ownage... noob will rule the earth
Mon Apr 24 10:40:17 2006 : MORE NOOB YOU JERK, from the Halo Nerd
Mon Apr 24 11:52:37 2006 : just, so you know, the singer for valentines day, and then tenor singer in the
			   t
Thu May  4 07:57:18 2006 : i don't get the comic strip noob saves the day.
Sat May  6 06:27:00 2006 : I left a message. Fish.
Tue May  9 18:42:18 2006 : yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Tue May  9 18:42:42 2006 : i like ur comics funny shit man NOOB CAN STAND ON HIS HEAD LOOOL
Thu May 11 03:07:57 2006 : Never eat Soap!
Thu May 11 03:08:52 2006 : Go to www.Lustich.de (Its German Shit)
Fri May 12 05:54:10 2006 : MUP MUP
Wed May 17 13:09:42 2006 : I hope the new noobs are comming soon
Wed May 17 20:55:23 2006 : 6SK5OLOSE67K5jiq4
Wed May 17 20:55:24 2006 : 6SK5OLOSE67K5jiq4
Wed May 17 22:45:45 2006 : appeltaart
Thu May 18 02:26:41 2006 : noob is cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thu May 18 02:26:43 2006 : noob is cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sun May 21 07:42:12 2006 : Noob and The monk
Sun May 21 07:42:54 2006 : Noob goes well with cornflakes
Sun May 21 07:44:24 2006 : Cam and Noob are best friends
Sun May 21 07:47:34 2006 : Cam, Jon and Noob all play in the Park
Sun May 21 08:43:17 2006 : Cam, Jon, Sean and Noob all play in the Park
Sun May 21 08:45:33 2006 : if someone says "whats up?"...do they really mean what they say?
Sun May 21 08:48:47 2006 : Once I found noob in my cornflakes at ate him and he goes well with cornflakes
Wed May 24 10:32:30 2006 : BREEBA BREEBA
Wed May 24 10:33:15 2006 : BREEBA BREEBA TOOK TOOKI
Wed May 24 15:03:25 2006 : gravity, i believe, creates a positive atmosphere in the downward direction
Sun May 28 10:23:40 2006 : BANNABANNABANNABANNA
Mon May 29 18:07:16 2006 : noob, noob, noob noob it's all I'm w8ing for. =)
Mon May 29 18:07:18 2006 : noob, noob, noob noob it's all I'm w8ing for. =)
Tue May 30 23:12:23 2006 : every mistake is a learning experience
Wed May 31 04:52:56 2006 : i am the coolest man alive
Wed May 31 04:54:12 2006 : poopy
Wed May 31 04:54:20 2006 : f u
Wed May 31 04:56:32 2006 : 1+1=1+1=1+1=1+1=noob yay for noob   mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha p.s f u
Wed May 31 04:57:24 2006 : oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooioioioioioioiooioioo
			   o
Wed May 31 04:57:57 2006 : my dog is darth vader so burn
Sat Jun  3 01:34:53 2006 : this is actualy a funny website,  ".. so noob ate his skateboard..."
Sat Jun  3 18:10:35 2006 : -I pwn n00bs-,Teh_Pwnerer.
Tue Jun  6 06:43:13 2006 : hello n00b
Wed Jun  7 14:56:26 2006 : hey noob, site rox
Thu Jun  8 09:41:07 2006 : you rock everyone's socks. never stop making more Noob comics, you're awesome
			   at
Tue Jun 13 18:21:21 2006 : lotta good fun - but man, you must have far too much free time
Thu Jun 15 03:21:26 2006 : All your base are belong to us
Fri Jun 30 07:47:27 2006 : che flaco estas muy mal de la cabeza (babbel it)
Tue Jul  4 18:35:56 2006 : preved
Wed Jul  5 04:45:24 2006 : fail
Fri Jul  7 03:37:36 2006 : pooky
Sat Jul  8 00:00:08 2006 : good
Tue Jul 18 04:03:36 2006 : u talk about n00bs UR A FKIN NOOB!!!!!!!
Tue Jul 18 04:03:54 2006 : N00000000000000000000000000B
Tue Jul 18 04:04:27 2006 : WER NOT SUPOSED 2 TALK ABOUT THE NOOB BUT IM TALKIN BOUT THE NOOOOOOOB !!!!
Tue Jul 18 04:05:00 2006 : NOOOBEH NOOOOBEH NOOOOOBEH!!!!!
Sat Jul 22 22:54:52 2006 : nooby comics ;)
Fri Aug  4 08:28:21 2006 : penis
Fri Aug  4 08:30:54 2006 : byron like penis
Fri Aug 11 05:58:44 2006 : i want more noob
Mon Aug 14 10:22:45 2006 : I want more words starting with ARC
Tue Aug 15 06:45:16 2006 : how many times a day do YOU jerk off to internet porn? ...thought so.
Tue Aug 22 17:50:32 2006 : It's like the difference between the sound of a dead insect, and of s swarm of
			   d
Tue Aug 22 17:51:24 2006 : It's like the difference between the sound of a dead insect, and of a swarm of
			   d
Tue Aug 22 17:51:59 2006 : My message was too long. Eat your toenails
Fri Aug 25 04:04:41 2006 : u suck
Fri Aug 25 04:05:15 2006 : no dude u really really suck
Sat Aug 26 06:03:48 2006 : what a load of shit - this site really is
Sun Aug 27 02:16:12 2006 : å du hellige jul..
Fri Sep  1 08:05:57 2006 : I keep coming back to this site for simplistic inspirations
Fri Sep  1 08:07:56 2006 : Does this field have a max length? I am going to check it out.
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Fri Sep  1 20:20:23 2006 : Noob noob noob ! I love noob xDDDD
Sat Sep  2 19:02:02 2006 : need more noob stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thu Sep  7 06:54:24 2006 : Thanks so much Byron! I needed words beginning with letter A! Your site helped
			   m
Wed Sep 20 01:46:13 2006 : I like dots, muahahahaha
Wed Sep 20 22:21:51 2006 : hello
Wed Sep 20 22:23:53 2006 : muhahahahahahahahaha!
Wed Sep 20 22:24:39 2006 : potatoes will rule the world, maybe i like spinach
Wed Sep 20 22:26:04 2006 : destroy the evil potatoes!! Eat them, kill them and burn their villages
Wed Sep 20 22:27:32 2006 : *burp*
Wed Sep 20 22:27:33 2006 : sniffing coke DOES make you hungry
Wed Sep 20 22:28:36 2006 : what if ppl werent named people, but spinach??
Wed Sep 20 22:29:18 2006 : pineapples are the universal warriors agains potatoes
Wed Sep 20 22:30:54 2006 : W0W...wheresmyspacebar,maybeitsbroken
Wed Sep 20 22:30:57 2006 : Prince Bob rule!!!!
Wed Sep 20 22:31:37 2006 : nvm, i found it, and it wasnt broken =)
Thu Sep 21 15:33:18 2006 : you poon noobs
Thu Sep 21 19:05:32 2006 : gooon vill, home of the strokes
Fri Sep 29 11:58:42 2006 : Hi Byron!!!!
Thu Oct  5 18:27:17 2006 : Cha Cha Cha
Thu Oct 12 05:49:43 2006 : Hey good website not im just kidding around
Thu Oct 12 05:50:05 2006 : u a dumb ass man
Thu Oct 12 05:50:18 2006 : fuck you bitch
Thu Oct 12 05:50:31 2006 : U suck dick
Thu Oct 12 05:50:43 2006 : Eat pussy
Thu Oct 12 05:51:08 2006 : I think you need to have sex
Thu Oct 12 05:51:22 2006 : Are you gay
Thu Oct 12 05:51:34 2006 : shut up please
Thu Oct 12 05:52:39 2006 : lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala dodododo i'm living because of you
			   ahhhhh
Thu Oct 12 05:53:02 2006 : U get on my nerves
Thu Oct 12 05:53:16 2006 : James you are annoying
Sun Oct 15 03:13:10 2006 : ya hey i love the noob comic strip, but ive seen ppl leaving coments in myspace 
Sun Oct 15 03:13:59 2006 : with them but i cant get it to work with me so if you have the codes that would 
Sun Oct 15 03:14:07 2006 : be cool
Tue Oct 17 10:25:33 2006 : give a web site with t ok!
Thu Oct 26 05:30:55 2006 : OWNED &lt;3 ur website !
Thu Oct 26 05:32:22 2006 : plz NOOb more around !
Mon Oct 30 05:51:00 2006 : lol... man... honestly... YOU ROCK xD byron.aka.kingofsarcasm =D
Thu Nov  9 14:57:03 2006 : Aroooooookus!
Sat Nov 25 00:40:27 2006 : You suck
Sat Nov 25 01:46:22 2006 : Oh My God Why?
Sat Nov 25 02:01:25 2006 : This page is cool and random =)
Sat Nov 25 02:02:09 2006 : Lol, nice stuff =)
Mon Nov 27 07:20:27 2006 : PIC ABOUT GUM.COM
Wed Dec  6 01:01:26 2006 : Lol?
Mon Dec 11 22:54:04 2006 : Ohhhhh geil
Fri Dec 15 19:20:15 2006 : Cool site =)
Sat Dec 16 07:17:58 2006 : growth	Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit  Content-Type: text/html  Subject: and  
Mon Jan  1 00:06:32 2007 : noob, noob, noob noob it's all I'm w8ing for. =)
Sat Jan  6 23:42:51 2007 : Noob is awesome! Really, I had great fun whit it  =D
Tue Jan  9 07:31:57 2007 : weird
Tue Jan  9 07:32:18 2007 : weirdo
Wed Jan 17 00:17:02 2007 : DOUCHE! :P
Sun Jan 21 05:09:56 2007 : cool site =)
Tue Jan 23 04:15:41 2007 : lol@noob, its brilliant
Sun Jan 28 19:02:28 2007 : u r a genius, i am willing to buy ur moon escalator idea cos its wonderful!
Sun Jan 28 19:03:24 2007 : spam
Sun Jan 28 19:03:29 2007 : spam
Sun Jan 28 19:03:32 2007 : spam
Sun Jan 28 19:03:36 2007 : spam
Sun Jan 28 19:03:44 2007 : spam
Sun Jan 28 19:03:48 2007 : spam
Sun Jan 28 19:03:52 2007 : spam
Sun Jan 28 19:04:03 2007 : spam
Sun Jan 28 19:04:07 2007 : spam
Sun Jan 28 19:04:12 2007 : spam
Sun Jan 28 19:04:16 2007 : spam
Sun Jan 28 19:04:20 2007 : spam
Sun Jan 28 19:04:24 2007 : spam
Sun Jan 28 19:04:27 2007 : spam
Sun Jan 28 19:04:30 2007 : spam
Sun Jan 28 19:04:34 2007 : spam
Sun Jan 28 19:04:38 2007 : spam
Wed Jan 31 14:49:52 2007 : I am a jet
Mon Feb  5 07:31:05 2007 : nice kids ;)
Tue Feb 13 01:12:16 2007 : i can stand on my finger. muh ha hahahah!
Sun Feb 18 12:41:33 2007 : A NEWGROUNDS MEMBER WAS HERE!!!!!- AndersonCouncil
Mon Feb 19 09:33:33 2007 : Make more noob comic strips
Tue Feb 20 02:58:58 2007 : This site Roxxx @ 19/02
Sun Feb 25 10:20:41 2007 : "DAAAAAAAH!"
Sat Mar  3 18:24:09 2007 : Jon can you read this?
Sat Mar  3 18:26:24 2007 : yeah i can read it cam
Sat Mar  3 18:28:52 2007 : I farted and it was almost a wet one.....your face can read this!
Sat Mar  3 18:34:27 2007 : haha the monkey face turned into a mechanical popsypoopadoodledoo
Mon Mar  5 10:50:25 2007 : ello every body
Tue Mar  6 08:51:49 2007 : fuck yall
Thu Mar 15 06:23:05 2007 : i now feel proud to be a noob
Thu Mar 15 06:25:02 2007 : noob is a real hacker :)
Sun Mar 18 12:53:56 2007 : sing  Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit  Content-Type: text/html	Subject: of od, 
Thu Mar 22 06:18:14 2007 : Nice site! I love the Noob comics, simple, but lmao :)	www.lost-codclan.tk  we 
Sat Mar 24 10:16:02 2007 : i'm a naked guy
Sat Mar 24 10:16:36 2007 : woo hoo!
Wed Mar 28 08:43:22 2007 : ah?
Thu Mar 29 18:19:20 2007 : unga-bunga
Tue Apr  3 04:32:26 2007 : Great another part of the site which probably make me look like a fool. If you
			   a
Tue Apr  3 04:33:17 2007 : right so that's what this box is for...
Wed Apr  4 14:12:56 2007 : thene5078@glob.com.au  Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit	Content-Type: text/html 
Sun Apr 15 22:01:05 2007 : kiss it. Apologize.
Fri Apr 27 23:40:26 2007 : nintek FTW - hehe...you love it bj
Tue May  1 23:25:25 2007 : you are a demeted child and you should go to hell but you are also awsome and I 
Tue May  1 23:26:49 2007 : am also going to hell
Sat May  5 15:05:03 2007 : cild porno
Sun May  6 18:45:48 2007 : What the fuck?
Sun May  6 18:47:03 2007 : Yes, Have some!
Fri May 18 09:00:22 2007 : My new business :
Fri May 18 21:14:46 2007 : Aaah frogshit!
Fri May 18 21:21:03 2007 : I would like to tell you about my life and everything buy i'm afraid you'll be
			   s
Fri May 18 21:23:09 2007 : Oooooooh..... Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Wed May 23 22:59:41 2007 : aroooooookus!
Fri May 25 12:18:46 2007 : noob
Tue May 29 12:52:52 2007 : ARTIE: the strongest man in the world!!!!!!
Fri Jun  1 09:13:31 2007 : Damian is gay!
Sat Jun  2 01:25:06 2007 : I ONCE WAS A MAGIC QUARTER.... then i spent myself...
Wed Jun  6 14:02:26 2007 : hello nice.
Mon Jun 11 11:48:03 2007 : umm....uh...yah cool sup
Thu Jun 14 05:34:44 2007 : i can also stand on my head
Thu Jun 14 18:31:35 2007 : YOU FUCKED UP NOOB !!
Fri Jun 15 17:52:13 2007 : =\
Wed Jun 20 19:51:05 2007 : noob :D :D :D :D :D
Fri Jun 22 19:10:12 2007 : your website is so cool... are you going to do more noob strips?
Sat Jun 23 20:12:14 2007 : do u play warcraft ?
Tue Jun 26 09:48:41 2007 : :-)
Fri Jul  6 00:52:30 2007 : waste of time?
Fri Jul  6 16:24:12 2007 : helll
Fri Jul  6 16:24:34 2007 : *eats candy*
Mon Jul  9 01:49:00 2007 : I'm so cool. You all will worship me sooner or later.
Mon Jul  9 07:03:03 2007 : N33b 13 30 1337
Mon Jul  9 07:03:17 2007 : i like pie
Tue Jul 17 07:06:17 2007 : noob got pwned
Mon Aug 20 00:35:43 2007 : Victory chicken is the best chicken
Wed Aug 29 09:50:01 2007 : life is a contact sport
Fri Sep 14 20:01:26 2007 : Why are you reading this?
Tue Sep 25 21:01:00 2007 : It's all lies!
Sun Oct  7 04:25:32 2007 : I am so cool ;P
Fri Oct 12 01:50:13 2007 : hmm
Fri Oct 12 03:47:54 2007 : i'm hyperactive too byron!
Fri Oct 19 21:10:15 2007 : Pastulame il butto
Mon Oct 22 03:07:44 2007 : hello kitty
Mon Oct 29 08:36:12 2007 : Odd. Yet interesting. Yet odd.
Wed Oct 31 10:11:20 2007 : o rly?
Fri Nov  2 20:07:46 2007 : r u  some sort of stupid noob
Fri Nov  2 20:08:12 2007 : stfu
Fri Nov  2 20:08:31 2007 : bleep bleep
Fri Nov  2 20:08:42 2007 : not really
Fri Nov  2 20:08:59 2007 : r u from noob land
Tue Nov 13 10:54:10 2007 : stuff
Tue Nov 27 13:16:09 2007 : cool
Thu Dec 27 03:49:36 2007 : show mw your pussy
Mon Dec 31 10:41:42 2007 : I don't know where I am
Mon Dec 31 10:42:06 2007 : Why does Charles Bronson get all the good parts?
Sun Jan 13 06:05:42 2008 : freakin n00b
Mon Jan 14 23:44:36 2008 : all systems artichokes
Fri Jan 25 21:02:52 2008 : I'm revolting
Mon Feb 11 22:01:43 2008 : I've got your nan in a head lock. Yeah!
Fri Feb 15 02:10:02 2008 : should this be funny? sry but it isn't.. maybe something entertaining for 4-6
			   ye
Mon Mar  3 05:12:23 2008 : Your Noob series is.. Perfect ^_^
Mon Mar 24 15:57:05 2008 : good site
Fri Mar 28 05:20:11 2008 : Lol, this is a very funny website :P
Sun Mar 30 17:56:35 2008 : are you from the past?
Tue Apr 15 10:59:17 2008 : COOL WEBSITE THANKS FOR THE WORDS BEGINNING WITH THE LETTER "A"
Wed Apr 23 16:45:42 2008 : Hi, my name is Joe
Wed Apr 23 16:46:04 2008 : And I work in a button factory
Wed Apr 23 16:48:04 2008 : Hi, my name is Joe And I work in a button factory I have a wife and a fam-i-ly. 
Mon Apr 28 18:49:40 2008 : OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG you madedededed me lol'd :) Make morezz plx
Wed May 14 06:15:25 2008 : What is the point of your comic?
Sat May 17 01:20:29 2008 : NOOB sucks...
Sat May 17 01:20:31 2008 : NOOB sucks...
Sat May 17 01:21:12 2008 : byron you also suck.... just like ted diabiase
Sat May 17 01:22:06 2008 : your noob comic sucks fucken shit, so do you bryon. your just like Ted
			   diabaise.
Wed May 21 12:05:16 2008 : Someone posted some of your noob comics on boratscape... lol
Mon Jun  2 18:48:42 2008 : Is the pizza here yet?
Mon Jun  2 18:51:41 2008 : 4 8 15 16 23 42
Mon Jun  2 18:53:19 2008 : JEREMY BENTHEM = JOHN LOCKE!
Mon Jun  2 18:54:39 2008 : Jk he's Benjamin Linus
Mon Jun  2 18:55:21 2008 : Mikhail
Mon Jun  2 18:55:35 2008 : Richard Alper
Mon Jun  2 18:55:46 2008 : RICHARD ALPERT
Thu Jun  5 03:32:02 2008 : Thanks for fake sendmail.  Works great.
Tue Jun 24 09:45:58 2008 : OMG ZERG RUSH!!1!one!!eleven!!
Sun Aug 17 09:12:41 2008 : O rly???
Thu Sep 18 04:06:06 2008 : .........GO N00B!!!!!!!
Sat Sep 27 00:35:08 2008 : COOL!!!! webpage
Wed Oct 15 05:58:19 2008 : asc dvfd czv ghfn
Sun Oct 26 16:30:59 2008 : Hi! The sendmail thing is great! and &lt;a href="#"
			   onclick="javascript:alert('W
Mon Nov 24 07:17:22 2008 : wtf this website is random n gay
Tue Nov 25 16:50:21 2008 : bring back the butcher!
Thu Nov 27 09:12:41 2008 : Yo
Thu Nov 27 09:13:57 2008 : This is a dumb website
Thu Nov 27 09:14:24 2008 : This stinks
Thu Nov 27 09:14:44 2008 : Bryon, You SUCK!
Thu Nov 27 09:15:10 2008 : Byron is a place not a name
Tue Dec 16 23:56:56 2008 : test
Thu Jan  1 21:21:30 2009 : Great job on sendmail for windoze
Wed Jan 21 00:46:03 2009 : Sendmail rules!
Mon Feb 23 08:09:58 2009 : 12345
Wed Feb 25 07:31:30 2009 : interrupts
Wed Feb 25 08:21:36 2009 : wanker
Sun Mar  8 10:04:34 2009 : Penis butter jelly time
Tue Mar 10 00:32:34 2009 : Czy był tu jakiś Polak kiedyś, qrva?
Wed Mar 11 14:19:58 2009 : tak, ya! :D
Fri Mar 13 18:00:43 2009 : CAn send mail used in Mantis?
Fri Apr 17 11:29:25 2009 : i love you baby im urs forever
Sat Apr 18 07:50:08 2009 : ur a slut
Sat Apr 18 07:50:38 2009 : but im ur slut lol
Sat Apr 18 07:50:48 2009 : a clown will kill u when u sleep
Sat Apr 18 07:51:32 2009 : ur fucked up
Sat Apr 18 07:52:29 2009 : i still love ya tho bryon
Sat Apr 18 07:52:34 2009 : suck a dick (mine)
Sat Apr 18 07:52:58 2009 : i might
Sat Apr 18 07:54:14 2009 : u know u want to
Sat Apr 18 07:54:32 2009 : i cant suck wat u never had
Sat Apr 18 07:54:54 2009 : aww fuck u
Sat Apr 18 07:56:00 2009 : i want to fuck you
Sat Apr 18 07:56:38 2009 : i bet u do
Sat Apr 18 07:57:17 2009 : hahahaha i already know i want to but do you?
Sat Apr 18 07:57:57 2009 : sure why not
Sat Apr 18 07:58:42 2009 : now i dont want to do anything 4 you
Sat Apr 18 07:59:11 2009 : why
Sat Apr 18 08:00:57 2009 : cuz ur mean:.(
Sat Apr 18 08:01:33 2009 : but u love me
Sat Apr 18 08:02:05 2009 : but you dont love me so ha
Sat Apr 18 08:02:52 2009 : i do love u
Sat Apr 18 08:03:26 2009 : prov it
Sat Apr 18 08:04:29 2009 : how
Sat Apr 18 08:06:22 2009 : how much do ya love me
Sat Apr 18 08:06:37 2009 : I LOVE U DORINDA
Sat Apr 18 08:07:38 2009 : I LOVE YOU TWO BRYON&lt;3
Sat Apr 18 08:12:56 2009 : what are u going to send me when u get ur new phone
Sat Apr 18 08:12:56 2009 : what are u going to send me when u get ur new phone
Sat Apr 18 08:33:39 2009 : things lol wat do you want e to send you?
Sat Apr 18 08:34:50 2009 : what ever u want to send me
Sat Apr 18 08:37:28 2009 : wat do you want me to send you
Sat Apr 18 08:38:02 2009 : pictures
Sat Apr 18 08:40:05 2009 : ill send you watever you want
Sat Apr 18 08:40:34 2009 : ohh kinda kinky
Sat Apr 18 08:44:49 2009 : watever u want me to send i will lol cuz i love you
Sat Apr 18 08:45:25 2009 : ok i will tell u when u get ur phone
Sat Apr 18 08:46:05 2009 : im kinky
Sat Apr 18 08:47:04 2009 : yes u r
Sat Apr 18 09:58:23 2009 : lol u really think so
Sat Apr 18 10:28:09 2009 : kinda just the shit u told me is all i know
Sat Apr 18 10:38:40 2009 : i want to fuck u
Thu Apr 23 16:51:19 2009 : hello from japan
Fri May  1 10:31:44 2009 : This is funny
Fri May  1 10:35:51 2009 : WTF this is so fun then woching TV but games are beter.    :-) By Johnathon
Fri May  1 10:39:19 2009 : sometime
Fri May  1 10:40:33 2009 : call me  973 546 7546  bich
Fri May  1 10:42:15 2009 : /
Fri May  1 10:43:25 2009 : noob im a boy your gay
Fri May  1 10:44:00 2009 : noob
Fri May  1 10:44:26 2009 : noob
Fri May  1 10:45:51 2009 : my broth  duing this  k
Fri May  1 10:45:55 2009 : my broth  duing this  k
Fri May  1 10:46:34 2009 : =-)
Fri May  1 10:48:02 2009 : no  /= |
Fri May  1 10:48:44 2009 : Im 14
Fri May  1 10:50:20 2009 : mi just 14   OK
Fri May  1 10:51:29 2009 : WWUUhhhT
Fri May  1 10:51:30 2009 : WWUUhhhT
Fri May  1 10:52:04 2009 : Hell no
Fri May  1 10:52:48 2009 : Im a boy
Fri May  1 10:53:45 2009 : jmjtnbtptjmbdag.a,gjqtpujmjujgjga.gkgptgkgjadmkw-p    //-///uk.cda
Fri May  1 10:54:46 2009 : hhhooooooo
Fri May  1 10:55:45 2009 : (     -    Y	-    )
Fri May  1 10:55:49 2009 : (     -    Y	-    )
Fri May  1 10:56:15 2009 : (     -    Y	-    )
Tue May  5 19:24:12 2009 : Noob is a mad cunt
Tue May  5 19:27:15 2009 : FAGGOT
Tue May  5 19:28:44 2009 : Noob is my alter ego
Fri May 15 08:58:26 2009 : i've had some good ideas - i've had some bad ideas ... leaving a message is one 
Sat May 16 01:59:14 2009 : so... what are you wearing?
Tue May 19 18:54:45 2009 : i love your comics lol you should make much more
Tue May 19 18:56:51 2009 : hey i am wondering can i put you comics on my web site i be advertising you and 
Tue May 19 19:02:06 2009 : oh dont worry  bye
Wed May 20 21:34:08 2009 : words begining with the letter R
Sun Jun  7 21:34:37 2009 : fuck you all wahahaha
Fri Jun 12 22:17:21 2009 : spatula
Tue Aug 25 12:40:43 2009 : nether regions
Wed Nov  4 04:33:41 2009 : awesome noob comicz
Fri Nov  6 01:43:34 2009 : olol
Fri Nov  6 01:43:35 2009 : olol
Fri Nov  6 01:43:47 2009 : wtf
Fri Nov  6 01:43:58 2009 : wtf 2
Mon Nov 16 07:15:02 2009 : I have found you ppl from GOOGLE IMAGES O_o
Tue Dec  8 16:10:27 2009 : hi im a noob
Tue Dec  8 16:30:33 2009 : do you have xbox live my gamer tag is sunnybat add me or hack me
Tue Dec  8 16:32:04 2009 : im a noob tuber on cod are u ????????????????????///
Tue Dec  8 16:32:59 2009 : im so horny
Tue Dec  8 16:33:18 2009 : spam
Tue Dec  8 16:33:25 2009 : spam
Tue Dec  8 16:33:30 2009 : spam
Tue Dec  8 16:33:36 2009 : spam
Tue Dec  8 16:33:44 2009 : long
Tue Dec  8 16:33:53 2009 : penis
Tue Dec  8 16:34:06 2009 : up your bumhole
Tue Dec 15 21:10:36 2009 : Laura simpson sucks!
Thu Jan  7 13:24:26 2010 : www.glob.com
Thu Jan  7 13:24:27 2010 : www.glob.com
Sun Feb 14 01:32:30 2010 : ho
Wed Mar 10 16:07:13 2010 : f
Thu Apr  1 21:45:54 2010 : hahaha
Thu Apr  1 21:53:48 2010 : good wow
Sun Apr  4 18:58:34 2010 : f
Sun Apr  4 18:58:43 2010 : f
Mon Apr  5 12:39:18 2010 : Hi
Mon Apr 12 14:56:06 2010 : blobbly glob glob
Thu Apr 22 01:31:33 2010 : cock
Thu May  6 21:30:04 2010 : Is this thing on?
Fri May 14 15:51:56 2010 : is this power puff girls's website?
Tue Jun  1 22:58:55 2010 : i am nooby
Sat Jun  5 12:57:24 2010 : √√ⁿ²
Sat Jun  5 12:58:15 2010 : ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄
Tue Jul  6 12:30:38 2010 : teleshopping
Tue Jul  6 12:30:45 2010 : teleshopping
Tue Jul  6 12:30:46 2010 : teleshopping
Tue Jul  6 12:30:46 2010 : teleshopping
Tue Jul  6 12:32:12 2010 : teleshopping
Tue Jul  6 12:32:42 2010 : glob
Tue Jul  6 12:32:45 2010 : glob
Tue Jul  6 12:32:48 2010 : glob
Sat Jul 10 10:36:22 2010 : u realy have weird issues random issues at that i think u should get some
			   mental
Sat Jul 10 11:12:31 2010 : u realy need 2 call this #6135556120
Mon Jul 19 14:57:51 2010 : WTF...
Fri Jul 23 04:52:57 2010 : Hey....you missed me!
Sat Aug 21 03:08:59 2010 : rofl.
Fri Sep 24 00:06:46 2010 : i'm really bored...do you have a sock
Fri Oct  1 21:41:22 2010 : hola:P
Mon Oct 25 11:45:41 2010 : The Stonehenge of Spam
Sun Nov 14 05:21:11 2010 : Glob blob. I'm not stupid, really.
Mon Dec 20 12:58:07 2010 : yay
Sat Jan  8 00:03:22 2011 : Still falling?
Fri Jan 28 21:00:57 2011 : Your guestbook would suit me very well here in New Sweden - How?  -&gt;
			   12.14.ln
Fri Jan 28 21:03:44 2011 : Shame on you Google   &gt;12.14.ln@gmail.com , of course!
Sat Jan 29 10:06:14 2011 : fart
Fri Feb 25 08:00:01 2011 : i think sky sux
Sat Jun  4 16:08:40 2011 : yonose kien eres ok y tu kela peles
Tue Jul 12 07:41:12 2011 : hi
Mon Sep 19 09:53:19 2011 : test
Wed Sep 21 12:32:34 2011 : what about noobie-1-canoobie?
Thu Sep 22 13:17:59 2011 : i said noob
Thu Sep 22 13:18:22 2011 : qwerty
Thu Sep 22 13:18:36 2011 : yes
Thu Sep 22 13:18:51 2011 : i want to have a sex
Thu Sep 22 13:19:01 2011 : me too
Tue Oct 18 15:35:56 2011 : foo
Wed Oct 19 14:20:44 2011 : make a new babel fish butcherer wtf
Wed Oct 19 14:20:46 2011 : make a new babel fish butcherer wtf
Wed Oct 19 14:21:00 2011 : make a new babel fish butcherer wtf
Wed Oct 19 14:21:08 2011 : make a new babel fish butcherer wtf do it
Wed Oct 19 14:21:08 2011 : make a new babel fish butcherer wtf do it
Wed Nov  9 06:03:14 2011 : that fake send mail thingie is awesome!
Sat Mar 10 00:40:37 2012 : ~wave~ checking out the mail thingy.....peace out
Mon Jun  4 12:18:49 2012 : how come demosaver comes up as win32/heur virus in AVG? (glob: because AVG is
			   wrong)
Mon Jun  4 14:25:34 2012 : thanks for answering! :) do you know why it says that? just wondering what it
			   me
Fri Jul 13 21:25:22 2012 : Thank you for Windows sendmail - a lifesaver for me today.  :)
Sat Jul 21 06:47:38 2012 : unguentum merck, european record holder, pole vault, 1981
Fri Sep 21 22:44:15 2012 : baya con dios!
Tue Sep 25 18:08:17 2012 : saludos desde España
Tue Sep 25 18:09:39 2012 : saludos desde España
Thu Oct 18 10:05:38 2012 : hell no
Mon Nov 12 21:38:08 2012 : oh hai der
Fri Mar 15 02:25:11 2013 : Hello you !
Thu Apr 18 06:42:59 2013 : The quick brown dog jumped over the lazy fox
Fri Jun 14 21:21:28 2013 : Funny as
Fri Jun 21 16:21:36 2013 : :) funny and useless
Mon Jun 24 02:14:24 2013 : Lol nice page O.o
Sun Sep  1 21:31:52 2013 : Wat
Mon Nov  4 23:09:27 2013 : &lt;script type='text/js'&gt;alert('oh yeah');&lt;/script&gt;
Mon Feb 17 14:21:36 2014 : '; DROP TABLE messages #
Wed Apr  2 09:47:36 2014 : Happy April Fools Day!
Mon Apr  7 09:25:52 2014 : Hey guise hows it going
Wed Jul  9 09:23:05 2014 : Hai
Wed Jul  9 09:23:48 2014 : Update dis guise
Fri Aug 22 03:07:13 2014 : Bricks are funny
Wed Oct  1 14:42:30 2014 : wow such site &lt;!--
Fri Oct 24 13:42:16 2014 : false == !true
Sun Jul 12 01:12:43 2015 : no.
Wed Jan 13 20:22:30 2016 : cool
Fri Mar 11 21:55:48 2016 : If you don't know what the product is, you are the product.
Sat May 28 12:53:26 2016 : What's up dawg!
Wed Aug  3 14:59:31 2016 : how to skip message text in debug log file
Wed Aug  3 14:59:33 2016 : how to skip message text in debug log file